Mispronunciation - Blog Posts

On my wall I have scotch tape that says "moony toast" and my brother was in my room and he read it out loud but said "moany toast"

I died laughing.

I think we are all dyslexic.

Pokémon I dyslexiate

Diancie: dan-ice. Dee-an-see? No wtf

Audino: arduino

Poochyena: poo-chee-na (I’m sorry)

Chimecho: actual pronunciation is chīm-eh-koh. Me? Chih-mee-cho

Whismur: s before m? No. Whim-sur

Spinda: same thing, even though SPINda makes perfect sense for this pokermon’s name. No again - it’s spid-na.

Cranidos: why read it correctly when I can add an “a” and make it “craniados”

Buizel: another one where the actual pronunciation makes SO MUCH SENSE because it’s buoy + weasel. But nooooooo I gotta read it as “bee-yu-zel”

Ambipom: there’s no m at the beginning of abipom

Ribombee: should be Riombee