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I’m so fucked up, my emotional support imaginary friends have emotional support imaginary friends.

Things my OCs have said with no context. Part 4.

Me: You and me are going to commit a heist.

Atlas: Do I have any say in this.

Me: No. No you do not.

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Troy: Shut up and eat your cardboard!

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Hayden: Don’t fall in love with the first guy you see.

Connor: you can’t tell me what to do.

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Me: what do you know about advanced environmental science?

Serana: I’m twelve

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Me: do you have any enemies to lovers movie recommendations?

Troy: Toy Story.

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Connor: *tries to flush furby down the toilet*

Me: what are you doing?

Connor: He needs to pay for his sins.

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Me: Can everyone stop spitting in the milk isle? It’s a biohazard.

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Connor: maybe the real American Dream was the gay sex we had along the way.

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Atlas: some people wear turtlenecks, but not me. I’m cool.

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Troy: it tasted like earwax

C.J. How do you know what earwax tastes like?

Troy: don’t act like you’ve never tried it.

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Me: Why do I always fall in love with depressed, greasy boys?

Fierro: Are you calling me depressed greasy boy?

Me: I’m not not calling you that.

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Me: It’s kind of boring around here if you ignore the seven foot tall shadow monsters that try to murder you in your sleep.