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[After Logan and Patton argue about a math problem]
Roman: Ok, we have got to explain this thing to Patton to save his relationship.
Virgil: It’s not about the math they haven’t been able to see eachother as often cuz Patton has been taking nightshifts. They just need to bone.
Roman: WHAT? Gross! Virgil, those are our dads!
Virgil:
Roman: I mean- that’s not what I think Mr. Dad is just my boss-
Virgil: Wow.
Roman: Never mind I’m teaching father the math!
Virgil:
{from Brooklyn 99}
[Two weeks after Pluto was no longer considered a planet]
Patton: I’m worried about Logan...
Virgil: Eh he’ll get over it.
Roman: He’s been in his room for two weeks!
Patton: I’m going to check on him...
Patton: *opens the door* hey Loga-
Logan hunched over in the corner, face and hands covered in Crofters with tears streaking down his face: HIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!
Patton: *closes door and runs away*
*After Roman tells a crazy story at the dinner table*
Patton: What the fwuh?
Logan while slamming his fork down: If you don’t fwuhking stop I’m going to fwuhking tape your fwuhking mouth shut.
Patton: As a person who wears glasses, I’m really excited for next year!
Logan: Why?
Patton: Because it will be the first time I will get to see 2020!
Logan has left the chat