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Latest Posts by ratking-kingofrats

I have one favorite ship

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

The crows are here 🪶

Shoutout to the five Six of Crows fan this fanart possibly reaches; Good books... Good books...

Please, enjoy my humble fanart offer... AND TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM!

The Moons, The Suns & The Stars 🪶

Finished Six of Crows couple illustrations; Full versions below!

Kaz & Inej as the moons 🌗

Jesper & Wylan as the suns ☀️

Matthias & Nina as the stars ⭐️

Sketches for my little Six of Crows illustration project are done. 👀

“Don’t outsource your brain”

- my philosophy professor

Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

THE QUARRY GIRLIES

ok you know what im completely obsessed with her

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

I think the punishment for watching tik toks out loud in public should be execution by stoning

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

Little rat knight rides her weevil into the forest for an important quest.

Me too, Daisy.

Me too.

The Muppet Joker and Strange Æons having an official meetup/showdown scheduled in the ball pit of Dash Con 2 is like Infinity War for people who are chronically online in an incredibly specific way

Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line

fanart of my friend's new baby pet rats!!!!

Big day for deranged evangelical freaks

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

Is it a crime to delete Tumblr for clash of clans? Asking for a friend

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

portrait of god

(highly inspired by the short horror film of the same title by dylan clark on youtube)