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names I’ve heard people (mostly my friends) call ✨slenderman✨
heads up this contains a lot of swearing, slender slander
lamppost
(the) stick
stickbug
mr i-have-no-face
mount everest
eiffel tower
squid
octopus
sir basketball himself
mr fucky fuckerton (no i do not know where this came from)
daddy long legs
tree
carwash blowy thing
legs
god of the long people
‘oh how did i lose all this weight? It was simple! all you need is blah blah blah’
one of those skinny models or some shit
no nose bitch
mr fancy
tall panda
tentacle hentai
no bad skin
emo shit
no kneecaps ass bitch
the father of jeff the killer
the fucker
laughing jack
mr how-does-he-even-get-through-doors
malnourished
brother (a really tall, emo kid said this)
slenderwoman
stick ass motherfucker
‘I’d fuck If I were taller’
spindly
ghost
musty man
crusty lips
no eyes
(boat) ore
baseball bat
pole
poledancer
drag queen
queen
king
king of the tall
the birch tree in minecraft
uncle dave (dave was the white name we made for him)
mr I-touch-kids
‘sir, sir please stop trying to talk to my kids’
michael jackson
emotionless fuck
stone cold bitch
laughing jack’s brother
monkee man
sugar daddy
wealthy vampire man
dracula
ugly
white mom in a suit
mr i-drown-out-my-pain-in-red-wine-because-im-so-fancy
‘what does he want from me’
lanky man who is always just out of focus/frame
father (same emo, tall guy)
uncle (once again the emo guy)
school director
that one guy at work
mr lanky ‘the lankiest’ lankster
boss™
that guy
modern art painting
Thin mints
After eight
'If he had an actual face he would constantly be smiling'
Receding hairline
Mr. Ahem ahem
Twink
Peak of sexisim
Chocolate covered twinkie
The demon under my bed
Month
Monotone Jschlatt
Mothman
Jack Slenderton
Sleep paralysis demon
Dearth
Tim Burton lookin' ass
Edward Slenderhands
will update if topic of creepypastas comes up again, in meantime feel free to add
Hey Jeff have you heard of... Just Monikaaaa????:3
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🪐creepy pasta seeing Y/N smokeing🪐
🪐Sally🪐
Sally would most likely be going outside to see if u want to play, When she see you smokeing behind a tree. She flip out like she run over grab it out of ur hand be stomp it into the Dame ground.
💫Masky💫
He definitely go outside to just bug you, till he see you smoking he just go over and hit it, and just ask questions like. 'When you start to smoke?'or 'you sure u want to still smoke?'
💮Toby 💮
He kick you're ass, that's all he just kick ur ass. And yell at you saying like, 'this is a bad choice' 'ur so stupid'.
🧃Jeff🧃
