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larry texting
Louis: hey babe what are you doing
Louis: babyy how are you
Harry: calm down, no need to double text
Louis: do i look like i care if i double text
Louis: i'll fucking triple text
Louis: buzz buzz it's me with the fifth text bitch
Louis: i'm not wasting my money on anything stupid, why would you assume shit?
Liam: you literally just bought ice cream machines worth thousands of pounds EACH for all mcdonalds near your fucking house!
Louis: as i said! i don't waste my money on stupid shit!!
Louis: I'm not mad I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?
Harry: *mumbles*
Louis: What was that?
Niall: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.
Louis: Your smile? Makes my day
Harry: Your happiness? What I live for
Niall: A room? fucking get one