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Incorrect quotes with la squadra
not proof read or spell checked, we die like men
y/n:what time is it?
Formaggio:idk let me check ‘pickups trumpet and starts playing it”
Ghiaccio from upstairs: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 5 IN THE MORNING?!
Formaggio: it's 5 :)
Melone:you know that's gonna kill your guys eventually right?
Risotto puring another glass of whisky: that's the point
Prosciutto:we are trying to speed up the process
y/n:’nods while eating raw cookie dough’
Ghiaccio: Anyone wanna start a possibly friendship shattering fight?
Y/n: centaurs have six limbs meaning they are insects
Ghiaccio: i was joking but now you've crossed the line
risotto: Time for plan G.
prosciutto: Don’t you mean plan B?
risotto: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
prosciutto: What about plan D?
formaggio: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
prosciutto: What about plan E?
risotto: I’m hoping not to use it. y/n dies in planE.
ghiaccio: I like plan E.
*The squad right before y/n 's wedding*
risotto: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
prosciutto: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
pesci: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
illuso: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
melone, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
ghiachio:FUCK I HAVE A WEDDING I HAVE TO GET MARRIED AT
y/n: How many kids do you have?
melone: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
y/n: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
ghiaccio: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
illuso: What do you think y/n will do for a distraction?
formaggio: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
formaggio: ... or they could do that.
y/n: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
illuso: You were flirting with risotto.
y/n: So what? He's my partner.
illuso: You asked him if he was single.
y/n:
illuso: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
fun fact of the post: me and my friends dressed as the main vento aureo gang for the animation release
// this was based on an impulse I had to draw what La Squadra looks like within the blog (also I wanted the practice of drawing different body types)
click for clearer view
Vocal percussion on a whole ‘nother level….
They would do this. They really would. Formaggio would be the one to memorize it first.
Inspired by this post by @abri-chan
Vocal percussion on a whole ‘nother level….
They would do this. They really would. Formaggio would be the one to memorize it first.
Inspired by this post by @abri-chan
I can actually see it for some reason
this gif is a porn gif. to me.
my commissions are open!
Just for shits and giggles. Here is everyone I have done so far in the “JoJo Reads (Mean) Tweets) series sans background (and minus Jotaro’s torso...).
La Squadra Reads (Mean) Tweets - Illuso. Art by me. Original idea credit goes to @ @brunollati on Twitter.
⇢ 𝙇𝙖 𝙎𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙙𝙧𝙖 𝙞𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨 ⇠
𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮: @holicnvs
𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚/𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙪𝙨𝙚/𝙨𝙖𝙫𝙚 (✿◠‿◠)
same aura, i think.
if Illuso had loose hair.
why is he such a freak. 👁️🗨️
so dudes y'all liked my post with nyan neco squadra gals, so here's a moment with them.
nyan neco squadra gals.