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So….. I SAID I wouldn’t be the one to help you with chorus lyrics. But my brain said differently during my six hours in the car yesterday. And somehow it went from chorus lyrics to a full version of the song (I blame the fact that “Leia organa” also fits perfectly in the place of “Eleanor Rigby”).
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“Ohhh help me obi wan Kenobi!”
“Oooh help me obi wan Kenobi!”
Leia organa
Desperate message recorded in flickering light
Hope through the night
Old Ben Kenobi
Watching the other twin beg him to do what is right
He thinks back to the fight:
Obi wan Kenobi
So long since he’d heard that name
Obi wan Kenobi
So long since that had been him……
………….
General Kenobi
Greets his opponents with charm
And a smug “hello there”
And incredible hair
General grevious
Gets out his lightsabers—
4, just to step up his game
Then bursts into flame….
Obi wan Kenobi
So long since he’d heard that name
Obi wan Kenobi
So long since that had been him…
……………………….
Master Kenobi
Looking in shock at the young boy, now his charge to train
In his dead master’s name
Haunted by phantoms
Smiles that shine like twin suns killing hopes in their heat
Pain on repeat….
Obi wan Kenobi
So long since he’d heard that name
Obi wan Kenobi
So long since that had been him
“Oohhh help me Obi wan Kenobi!”
“Oooh help me Obi wan Kenobi….”
………………………..
Padawan obi
Dreaming of glory and love while he measures his braid
How true Jedi were made
Looks out the window
Trying to leave behind dreams and look only ahead
‘Cause his dreams drip in red
Obi wan Kenobi
So long since he’d heard that name
Obi want Kenobi
So long since that had been him
Completely useless information, but I just discovered that Obi-Wan's name could be a good fit for the song Eleanor Rigby.
General Kenobi
Greets his opponents with charm
And a smug "Hello There"
And incredible hair
General Grievous
Gets out his lightsabers--
Four, just to step up his game
Then goes up in flames
Somebody please help me make a fitting chorus.