Your personal Tumblr journey starts here
False Symmetry - Blog Posts
I'm insane btw
What's that? Make 10 new designs and draw 13 people all in different angles in one night?? Sure! Absolutely! I regret everything but Lizzie
Based on this:
Woo.
Inktober Day 28: Camping
Headcanon of the Day #1 [I'm making it a series]
Jimmy did the braids & buns for Scott, Gem, & Katherine. It's just an odd thing he's good at and his longer-haired allies enjoy the pampering of cute hair styles they get for important events.
I am incredibly proud of this
「Hello, Cogsmeade! What a view we have up here」
Inktober Day 11: Eagle
gh,,, shadowrot or shiny duo for the soul perchance .... (or a false symmetry if you're feeling special)
(if you're still doing recs ofc !! sorry mobile tumblr hates when i look at your page i haven't a clue why 😭)
Edit since the cut is in an inconvenient spot: all the stuff I tagged is there I promise guys just scroll down
Absolutely I am! Here’s shiny duo:
Shadow rot: (this one is still kinda a sketch lol)
and False!
Also because I’m really proud of it, here’s the shiny duo drawing without the background and stuff:
Anyway sorry it took me so long to get to these, but thank you for the reqs!
Hermit a day #4 - False!
Surely it is still Thursday somewhere anyway have a lil traditional art :D
@hermitadaymay
Day 5: false!! @hermitadaymay
First time drawing her and I have watched her in other people’s content but I decided to start binging her hc 10 while drawing!! Her videos are so fun and I’m glad I started watching her she’s so cool :3
The wings took the longest and I’m super proud of them! This was my reference,The scene is gonna be Mumbo taking photos of her and using his fan as a prop, this idea came to me mid drawing and I rolled with it (will be finished tomorrow)
HERMIT A DAY MAY #5
I LOVE FALSE BRO ONE OF MY FAV HERMITS :DDDD
Hermitcraft season 9 - favourite bits of episode ones!
—
Doc: *gives Scar unbreaking III, mending, silk touch, and efficiency V*
Scar: dude, this is amazing, I’m gonna be able to fully enchant my hoe.
SILENCE
Doc: …what
—
Gem: oh there’s beetroot seeds! I want those, thank you.
Impulse: I’ve never heard anyone get excited about beetroot seeds.
Gem: they’re so pretty! Have you seen em?
Pearl: they are. But that’s all they’re good for. Looking pretty.
Gem: yeah, well that’s all I’m good for too and nobody complains.
—
Beef: You want some balls?
XB: uh…no, go for it man.
Beef (completely innocently): you sure? I’ve got 2. I can give you one.
XB: all…your balls…are belong to you.
—
*Distant sounds of Impulse screaming*
Pearl: are you alright!
[Impulse was slain by Vex]
Cleo: …I don’t know if he’s alright. I think he’s not alright.
—
Pearl: ok, you know what he’s targeting Gem, so we can hit it.
*Vindicator turns around and kills her instantly.*
—
Gem: look, it’s huge!
Pearl: look at Gem finding all the big holes on the server.
Cleo: *lost it*
Gem (completely unaware at what she’s just done): I’m so good at this!
Cleo: *hyperventilating*
Impulse: oh jeez.
*intense wheezing sounds from Cleo*
Impulse: Oh sh— good job Gem, I think you killed Cleo.
Cleo: you can’t do this to me! I’ve got the plague!
—
Pearl (singing): I can show you the world! Weeeeeee! (Jumps off cliff)
Impulse (very concerned): oh she dead!
Pearl (distant): Hello!
Impulse: I will show you the world as weeeelllllllll!!! (Jumps off cliff)
Pearl: oh, hi!
Impulse: *dies*
—
Pearl: oh look! Gem found me more holes.
Cleo: *snickering*
Gem: No, Cleo found this one!!
Pearl: oh, ok.
Cleo: but you found my hole after I used it!
SILENCE…
Pearl: …alright.
Cleo: *cackling*
Pearl: I think Cleo…got that one a little further down the road than it should have been…
Impulse: *snickering*
Cleo: I’m a grown up.
—
Cleo: Hi..?
Doc: Hey!
Cleo: what are you up t— I mean I know what you’re up to but why are you up to it?
—
Ren: guys, I’ve forgotten how to play early game Minecraft. Can someone hold my hand please?
—
Stress: look what I picked up! (Places down green carpet) some decor.
False: ni— from where?!
Stress (laughing): I don’t kno—Oh, the village!
False: You been shopping?! Without me?! You bought a new carpet?!
—
Doc: I’m back.
Stress + False: Welcome back.
False: wait, I thought you were going to bed, it's passed your bedtime!
Doc: Yeah, I asked and I can stay up a bit longer.
Stress: *laughing*
False: Ok, well welcome back.
Stress: *completely lost it*
False: I think it's passed Stress's bedtime too, by the sounds of it.
Stress: What do you mean?!
False: What do you mean what do I mean?!
—
Ren: Excuse me Mrs. False Symmetry.
False: Yes. Hi.
Ren: Hi there. Umm, we—
False: The answer’s no.
—
(Doc and Ren squabbling in the background)
False: Oooooooo
Stress: False, False, False. False?
False: Wait wait wait. Wait wait wait—
Stress (insistent): False. False.
False: Wait, look look. Look look. There’s a fight happening.
(Ren and Doc in the background
-The horse face! I want it!
-No! No, I need it! I need it!)
Stress: What face?
False: There’s a fight.
Stress: What?
False (with glee): There’s a fight about to happen.
—
False (about Stress): She’s not even here yet. She’s probably screaming her head off somewhere.
*distant screaming from Stress*
—
Iskall (about his starter base): it could definitely use a few more flowers. *Places down Stress’s head* It’s flowers.
—
Pearl: Ooo! Sapling!
Impulse: I have one myself.
Pearl: ooo! Apple!
Impulse: ok, we still can’t make a full tree.
Pearl: what do you mean? We can make two trees now. Ooo! Sapling! Three trees! Four trees! Five trees!
Impulse: are we gonna— would you stop it!
Pearl: I’m excited ok!
Impulse: are we gonna just trust in what we’ve gathered so far? Or do we wanna stick around for a bit?
Pearl (whispering): six trees.
Impulse (whispering): Oh my gosh.
—
Ren: Beware. There’s a deep troll that lives underground and shouts at you when you walk by, it’s very disturbing.
Cub: It’s true.
Cleo: It’s probably Joe.
—
TFC: I love it! A floating axe! *picks up floating axe*
*dies to trident*
TFC: And now it’s floating again.
—
Grian (watching Mumbo and Scar boat through a cave on land): they have 8 million subscribers, these two.
Mumbo: Well deserved subscribers, I think you’ll find!
—
Bdubs: Doc, you’ve been out in the desert for days, what have you been doing out there?
Doc: I— well, got full diamond gear and—
Bdubs: Yeah.
Doc: Iron farm. Um…and a villager breeder set up and now—
Bdubs: Oh my goodness…
Doc: I need a donkey so I can build a giant gold farm.
Gem: Doc. I have a tree. And that’s all.
—
Bdubs: oh my love! Ok we’re naming this horse Mí Amoré! Gem, did you hear that?
Gem: That’s a good horse name.
Bdubs: Yeah? It’s Spanish!
Gem: Didn’t know you knew Spanish.
Bdubs: Ok, you were supposed to know that that was actually Italian.
—
Ren (to Keralis): ok, um…if you would please sir…um…would you just please remove my head from my body?
Isklall (with zero hesitation): Yes! *smack*
Ren: NOT YOU!!!
—
Ren: I want his face, is that a problem?
Stress + False in tandem: Uh…
False: ..no?
Stress: Can I have your face? Set your spawn Ren. Ren go over there— *pushing him* to the bed
Ren: Wait—!
Stress: Click it. Click the bed Ren. Click. The bed.
False (sitting back casually): This is a real face off.
Ren (now standing on the bed): But I have much things!
Stress: Click the bed!
Ren: Wait a minute—!!
Stress: CLICK THE BED!!
—
BONUS THINGS
•The entire “Matador” “Matress Store” “Master Door” bit
•The whole Stress with the wheat arch which eventually culminates in Doc banning her from going anywhere near wheat
•Joe’s entire episode solely because of the sheer comedic value of him just minding his business and planting his crops while all hell breaks loose around him
•How many Hermits does it take to trap one sheep in a hole going on in Beef’s episode (and apparently the answer is SEVEN)
•The smash cuts in Gems episode. Her saying that she went to the Nether with Impulse and going “It went really well!” Smash cut to her walking through the portal going “THIS IS THE WORST!” Her going “I’ve enlisted Jevin as an escort to the desert. Jevin was a great escort I swear!” Smash cut to Jevin plummeting to his death.
•That one very specific moment in Tango’s episode where you just hear Stress scream bloody murder before she suddenly just jumps off the side of a cliff with explosions going off behind her like the greatest action sequence ever.
•BEHIND YOU GEM
MEXICAN PARTY!!!!!! WUUUUUUUUU
I leave here some sketches of the girls: 3 they are Lizzie, Shubble and Katherine and the first one and the second one is Gem :3
LET'S GOOOOO, MEXICAN PARTYYYYYYY
Everyone was calm to the party, Pearl did not separate from de Grian, Mumbo and Scar tried to get closer to Grian, some were already making jokes, everyone attended with typical Mexican costumes, those who arrived hungry were surprised that almost all the dishes Mexicans carry chili, and a couple in my corner of the place. Scott and Jimmy were together while Scott complimented Jimmy, "if your body were jail and your lips were chains, my sentence would be beautiful" Jimmy was nervous, Lizzie finally arrived and so they wouldn't kill him Scott didn't said no "mason compliment" (those who are not very family friendly) [I'll show you some later]
After a while, the party began to light up, everyone was more playful and they began to play rather heavy jokes, almost always at parties of this type there are things like eggs with confetti or the lottery and then they began to play, Tango, Impulse and Zedaph were playing marbles, they bet whoever lost had to eat a whole chili in one bite, so none of them was willing to lose, the others were also playing for a while, always with silly bets, the dumbest was for Xisuma, who accepted and in the end he was saved At the time of going to the food, everyone began to choose dishes such as tostadas de tinga, golden tacos, pozole, mole, and were even surprised with the party rice and the normal one (I'M NOT JOKING, IT REALLY THEY HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE) the first daring to eat something with spicy was Etho, all to annoy Bdubs with seeing who can handle spicy better, they were going to eat cochinita pibil with habanero, in the end, well, they couldn't hold out for long.
Finally after the food table was empty (EJEM SOMEWAY, MIRACLE I THINK) it was the turn of the candys, there were wafers with cajeta, chocolates, picafresas, tamarinds, mueganos, meringues, everything, even the best sweets like mazapanes. They were all playing with each other, Joey proposed that whoever could get a mazapán out of its wrapper without breaking it would give him something he wanted, and well after a while and running out of mazapán no one won. After trying even beer and tequila, the party seemed more like an authentic Mexican party, everyone living together, there was hardly any centerpiece on the tables, there was no food, it was getting late and there was nothing to do, although in Mexico parties they don't end because yes, one after another they proposed ideas to be there together until dawn, they played truth or dare, they danced and sang Mexican songs and the best thing came after 4 am, when everything began to calm down the others found Oli sleeping on the chairs, obviously they did not miss the opportunity and when Oli woke up he was going to have his whole face painted, Scar and Mumbo finally talked to Grian who rejected all compliments or nice words to annoy them for a while, Ren did not detach himself from Doc , Big B and Martyn who were getting along, Joel asked Lizzie to dance, Cleo shone in her dress along with the others, everything was being perfect, except for something, a couple had escaped from the party, katherine and shubble were not there, when the two came back the others soon made fun, they said things like "have you come back from behind the guayabo?" (Phrase used to say "they were girlfriends / boyfriends) while everyone laughed, even them, after all if they arrived at dawn, everything had been perfect. :3
BUENO, QUE VIVA MÉXICO CABRONES A PARTIR DE HOY SON CIEN DÍAS DE PURA FIESTA, WUUUUUUU NOS VEMOS MAÑANA, TENGO QUE DORMIR SI MAÑANA QUIERO COMER PAMBAZOS >:3 NOS VEMOS (SEE YOU LEATHER GUYS! HAVE A GOOD DAY! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!)
What I'm saying? I'm going to sleep because I want pambazos :3
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎
