Doppo Kunikida - Blog Posts

Again with the artsyle

It's kunizai intended

The theme was royalty

gay cats that commit war crimes

Kunikida ships are hot asf

I'm not even kidding!

Like...

Kunizai??

Kunisaki??

Kunibram??

Kunikatai??

KuniChuu??

Kunisano??

Kuniran even??

All of this is gorgeous. Plus Kunikida has a pretty nice palette and looks good with a lot of the characters, so you won't be gouging your eyes out saying "they don't look good together".

Translation: Ranpo-san is as usual in his repertoire.

Nikozai hehe

KUNIZAI

They are unhappy

-w-

i hate drawing Akutagawa's hair

uhhhhh i'm not sute what i'm doing......

My babies

Dancing under the moon✨

Kolya <3

Fedya <3

old asf to be honest-

.... Happy late birthday to Steinbeck-kun!! (I'm stupid)

....

Warning tentacles-

Hehe

And some Kunizai

Yosano: Ranpo, say you’re sorry to Kunikida.

Ranpo: Oh, I won’t do that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why Kunikida should do it to me, because He's weak, and wrong.

( the sibling trio)

Dazai:mommy buy me a game

Kunikida: first of all don't call me mom again and second of all if I was you're mother I would be disappointed in giving birth to someone like you

Dazai: ☹️☹️

Well then, I guess I'm a member of the Armed Detective Agency

reblog if you want to do the most diabolical, down horrendous, back breaking things to him.

or if you like cake.

I dislike Dazai

I dislike his stupid jokes and his silly behaviour. I dislike how he acts as if he is superior to most other or how he treats them. The way he sees life or his stupid jokes about killing himself makes me hate him. The fact that he sees no reason to be or sees no meaning in this life makes me hate him. The amount of value he gives his own life make me hate him. I hate how relatable he is.

Dazai always found comfort in Sakunosuke Oda and Kunikida Doppo. He trusted both greatly. I hate how fond I feel of those two characters.

He felt saved when next to those two men, as if he had finally seen that small light by the end of the tunnel, a reason to exist, even if just for a little longer. I hate how much he values them even if he had lost all hope in humanity before getting close to them. I hate how I find myself trying to get attached with someone that way.

These two men saved Dazai, they both looked after him, cared about him lots. I hate how I cannot find someone to save me like they saved him..

“Don't call me a Kunikida Kinnie„

But you are. You have your goals in life, you know what you want and what you need to do, what is the best to do. You have your ideals and you follow them strictly, if something gets in the way and it's wrong, if it feels wrong, you end it.

And I'm your Dazai, I'm here, knowing that I don't do all things I should, that I don't make the right decisions. Knowing how wrong all the things I do are and how they will end up hurting both of us. I'm here to try my best just to see that it was never enough, that the progress I thought I was making was false and that we were doomed from the very beginning.

You will try to keep things right and friendly, not make each other even sader and all I will be doing is answering as if I'm fine knowing that I will scream at myself for all the things I did wrong the very same night, without you ever listening them. And I will end up thinking that even if I thought things were different this time, they weren't, that I lost you just like I lost every single thing in my life I ever loved. That it was all my fault for not being good enough for you and that I will cry my eyes out when being alone just to have the power to put a smile on my face and say “im fine„ when someone walkes pass me, or asks me how I am. I will keep thing friendly between us just because I don't want to let go of you, even if I have to, knowing that we were just not meant to be...

I forgot that the headmaster is a person and can be buried...

Odasaku, Sasaki, and the orphanage headmaster are all buried in the same cemetery.

So Kunikida, Atsushi, and Dazai all run into each other grave visiting regularly and politely pretend they don’t. They never acknowledge the meaning behind the bouquets brought, even if all of them know the others know flower language. They never acknowledge the tear streaks down Atsushi’s face, or the solemn look on Kunikida’s. Atsushi never points out how the scent of whiskey is always a bit stronger on Dazai’s coat. They never acknowledge the location of their accidental meetings.

Sometimes Kunikida might offer to take them to get food, or Atsushi will offer a random hard candy from his pocket, on colder days Dazai might lend his coat. None of them are really themselves when faced with grief, and none of them will to hold it against each other.

Dazai: I am 100% straight.

Ranpo: Kunikida teaching Atsushi martial arts.

Dazai: I am 90% straight.

Yosano: Dostoevsky in the Dead Apple movie.

Dazai: I am 70% straight.

Ranpo: Sigma wearing his high heels.

Dazai: I am 50% straight.

Atsushi: The Hunting Dog that arrested you.

Dazai: I am 40% straight.

Dazai: Still straight, still doing okay.

Ranpo: Chuuya-

Dazai: I am not straight.

Fukuzawa: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by the ada healthcare plan.

Dazai:

Dazai, whispering to Kunikida: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

Dazai: Kunikida and I get along perfectly. Don't we, Kunikida?

Kunikida: I have never been so stressed in my entire life.

Kunikida: Why is Dazai late, again?

Atsushi, writing Dazai's report: He said he's going through an existential crisis and won't get up of his futon cause he doesn't know what's real anymore. 😅

Kunikida: 😡

Kunikida: Ranpo have you seen Dazai?

Ranpo, clearly lying: Um, no. That idiot's probably off working his dumb plan.

Ranpo, who also helps Dazai with his plan: He's so stupid.

Kunikida:

Ranpo: You know, the only reason the president hasn't fired him is that we're worried that he'll kill himself.

Ranpo: *leaves*

Kunikida, internally: Yep. They're up to something together.

Yosano: Hey, Dazai, who's your favorite singer or band?

Dazai: I don't really have one.

Yosano: Oh c'mon pretty boy, everyone has one.

Kunikida: It's propably arctic monkeys.

Dazai: Fine. If you really wanna know that bad...it's taylor swift.

Yosano: Who? Gotta speak up.

Dazai: Taylor Swift.

Ranpo: HAH, I KNEW IT! YOU ALL OWE ME FIVE BUCKS.

Dazai: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real?

Atsushi, whispering to Kunikida: How old am I?

Kunikida: You’re 18, Atsushi.

Atsushi, sadly: I was 18.

Kunikida: Dazai, just ask him out!

Dazai: Absolutely not, there’s no way he’s interested.

Atsushi: *confused* Wait, hold on- Mr. Dazai AND MR. CHUUYA HAVENT BEEN DATING THIS WHOLE TIME???

Dazai: *has music loud while dancing in the middle of the office*

Kunikida, turning down the volume: Get back to work, now Dazai!

Dazai: How dare you, Iago, Backstabber?

Kunikida: I'm surprised you've read Othello.

Dazai: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

Kunikida: Are you sure you can handle it?

Dazai: Uh, well, let's see;

Dazai: Difficult, last-minute and crucial as hell.

Dazai: Meets all the Dazai criteria.

Mori: So are any of you NOT in love with Dazai?

Kunikida:

Ranpo:

Fyodor:

Sigma:

Odasaku, rising from the dead:

Chuuya: *raises hand*

Mori: PUT YOUR FUCKIN HAND DOWN CHUUYA!

Dazai, yelling: KUNIKIDA HAVE YOU SEEN MY TOP?!

Kunikida: Chuuya's in the office.

Dazai: Ok thanks :).

Chuuya, from the office: THE FUCK?!

*the agency reorganizes and cleans the office cause it is a total mess*

Kunikida: We need a more efficient method. What about the Norwegian system Munkensmat?

The ada: ???

Kunikida: In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions except one.

Dazai: Ok I'll go first. It's between my antidepressants and this fidget spinner.

Dazai: *throws in the can his meds*

Dazai: I think I made the right call.

Dazai: When you see him, please don’t freak out ok?

Kunikida: I’m not going to freak out. Who ever you’re dating I’ll always be accepting of them. Even if they were working in the port mafia...

Dazai: Alright, you can come in!

*Chuuya walks in*

Kunikida: Mr. Nakahara, please get out of the way. I’m trying to see who is Dazai dating!