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A real conversation I had with my sister about Green Lantern…
Me: (talking to my sister) You said the Green Lanterns are like space cops right?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Then why do they suck at their job?
Sis: …Uuhhhh…
Me: Like, they let Krypton explode and let everyone on Tamaran get enslaved.
Sis: The GL core is like one cop watching over all of New York City, Things are gonna fall through the cracks.
Me: Those are some big-assed-cracks… but doesn’t every planet have, like, 3 green lanterns?
Sis: Nope. Those three are for the entire solar system.
Me: 3 guys for 8 planets?!
Sis: Yup. Like I said, things fall through the cracks.
Does anyone else think about the fact that when Beast Boy is angry, he’s F*cking Terrifying?!
No? Just me? Okay.
Especially when his powers limit his speaking capabilities while transformed. He’s unpredictable and dangerous. A force to be reckoned with.
Honestly, if he wasn’t so chill and layed back, Garfield would be the name that strikes fear into the hearts of villains everywhere!
Let’s talk about The New Teen Titans!
Some of the reasons I love the New Teen Titans! 🫣🤭
All the (New) Teen Titans have Daddy Issues…
Dick Grayson: Witnesses both parents dying in front of him. Then he was adopted by the most EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED MAN in the entire universe.
Koriand’r: Her parents sold her into slavery to save her home planet. THEN her Dad call her home only to say the enslavers have left BUT Tamaran is about to break out into civil war and they NEED her to marry some guy she’s never met. Even though she was dating Dick and her FATHER WAS AWARE BUT DIDN’T CARE. He pressured her into a union she didn’t want and she lost her lover because he refused to be a side piece to a married woman. Also her sister sucks.
Raven: Her dad is literally a rock in her head, AKA Trigon. Say less.
Garfield Logan: His father experimented on him, saving his life but turing him green and giving him powers. Then his parents promptly drowned in a river. Then he went through foster care. Brought into the Doom patrol and raised by yet another emotionally constapated father figure.
Victor Stone: Mom? Dead. Dad? Scientist who saved his life after an accident, but turned his own kid into a half robot. Painfully. And against his will. He couldn’t play the sports he loved anymore and he felt like a freak.
Joseph Wilson: His dad is the reason he is Mute. He comes from the most dysfunctional family in DC, with his dad being an assassin for higher who wants to kill all of Joey’s friends. An older brother who died, and a sister who his dad pretends doesn’t exist. His dad is “Death Stroke.” Say less.
Donna of Troy: Parents? Nope. She was saved from a house fire by wonder woman who brought her to live with the Amazons.
Teen Titans Cursed Memes 🐦⬛🤸♂️🐸🦾💫
Part 1: New Teen Titans Cursed Memes: https://www.tumblr.com/podado-t-art/716943872543064064
Cursed New Teen Titans Memes
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Part 2: Teen Titans cursed memes: https://www.tumblr.com/podado-t-art/722895209355182080/part-1-new-teen-titans-cursed-memes
Does anyone else remember that time Beast Boy Killed and Cannibalized all his friends and family?
No?
Just me?
Okay.
The Terror of Trigon is freaking crazy!
🪩🕺🏻Discowing🕺🏻🪩 existing
Everyone:
Me:
I actually really like the Discowing suit!
I didn't realize that this suit was call Discowing by the fans till recently and disliked by many. Though, I do understand why some people don't like it!
Maybe I'm just nostalgic because New Teen Titans "Judas Contract" was the first DC comic I ever read 🤷♀️
I do also like Dick's finger striped suit! But you can't change my mind! And you can't go wrong with he classics!
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Though I do think the Discowing-cycle is too far 🏍️🛵🚙 😭🤣🤣
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The comments on this post gonna be like:
You wouldn't give up your own SON to the 🃏JOKER🤡 would you?!
💣Sheila Haywood💣:
Aka Jason Todd's biological Mother🤰🏻
She can and she did. 💣😙 👋Bye✌️
🏆Mom👏of👏the👏year👏everyone🏆
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss your way into Hell Sheila.👹👍
Dad of the year everyone 🏆
I'm putting in my bid up for DC's most dysfunctional family... And it's not the Waynes...
Slade really likes to pretend Rose doesn't exist 😭 Joey is definitely the favorite🥺 And Grant is just a disappointment 😂
Alternative post:
How DC treats the Wilson kids...
Everyone ALWAYS forgets Grant exists 😭🥲😂
In all film/show adaptations of that family I have yet to see Grant. He's always excluded! Written out of the story. So Slade only has TWO kids Joey and Rose!
Grant who? I guess 🤷♀️😞🪦💀
It’s 5AM. I’ve been lying in bed for the past few hours thinking about the plot from “Batman: Under the Red Hood” and getting more and more pissed at Bruce.
I’m about 10 seconds away from adding Bruce to my “characters I’d hit with a brick” list. OR at the very LEAST “characters I’d hit upside the head” list. While adding Jason to my “Characters who deserved SOOOO much better” list. (These lists usually go hand-in-hand)
Bruce does nothing other than arrest Joker after 'death in the family' because his reasoning is that if he kills Joker, he won’t be able to stop killing.
Fine Bruce! Keep your no killing rule! But at least incapacitate the Joker! Paralyze him! Break his bones! Make sure he’ll be eating out of a straw for the rest of his life! Do something! He killed your son! Make sure he can't hurt anyone else!
Bruce literally has a plan on how to take down the entire Justice League in case one of them goes crazy! Why is is so hard to take down ONE psychotic dude!
I’m getting the feeling Bruce WANTS Joker out there! To keep fighting with him! Ruining his life! For what? Entertainment?!
And I get it, it’s a fictional story and it all happened because plot… but I’m still fuming! I’m trying to fall asleep but I’m so mad.
………………………………………………….……….
NOPE! That’s it! Bruce, you're now officially on my list! 👏🏆🤡 🦇
And Sheila Haywood (Jason’s Bio mom) has also made it to my list. Congratulations. 👏🤝💣
And Finally Jason’s entry into the hall of “Characters Who Deserved SO MUCH BETTER!”
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PSA: I don’t hate Batman by any means! I love the Batman comics and stories, I have several (including death in the family). I just needed to rant about this one point that is frustrating me to no end!
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
