Dave Murray - Blog Posts

Bruce invades your personal space

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Adrian doesn't get his hand shaken

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Bruce: *points to Dave* This is Dave Murray.

Dave: *points to Bruce* This is Bruce Dickinson.

Bruce: *points to himself* This is me.

Interviewer: And I'm Erika, hello.

Bruce: *points to Erika* This is Erika.

Bruce: *points to Erika's ear* This is Erika's earring. *smiles*

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Dave and Bruce start a cult

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The multiple times I've turned people's hair pink

Created June 9, June 14, June 27, September 3, September 5, and December 25, 2021

Please credit me if used in public, we wouldn't want your hair to mysteriously turn pink too :)

Me walking out of McDonald’s

My Favorite Band Members As Things My Friends Said

Its Not Gay! *Mumbling* It Might Be Bi... - Vince Neil

I Wanted A Drink Of Water And Thats My First Amendment Right! Likes Its America Bitch! - Bruce Dickinson

What Are Boobs Made Of? - Steven Adler

ill Rip You’re Dick Off And Beat You With It! - Axl Rose

You Work For Me! If There Where No Kids Here Who Would You Teach? Hm? I Give You You’re Paycheck! - Lars Ulrich

Boys Got Caught Jerking Off In Homework Club. - Izzy Stradlin

Did You Know The Female Uterus Can Fit Up To 8 Golf Balls! - Tommy Lee

I Got Glasses When I Got Blind - Dave Murray

Y’Know, Being Friends With You Guys Has Consequences... - Mick Mars

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