Calling Myself Out - Blog Posts

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bro who was gonna tell that cookie run kingdom was actually a fire ass fucking game like?? the lore is incredible, the art/animation is INCREDIBLE like hello??? i heard about this game last year but was like “eh, it’s a cookie run game it’s probably so basic and blah” I WAS NEVER MORE WRONG IN MY LIFE

ohmygod i’m playing dark souls 3 and i accidentally killed the fire keeper by just putting my controller down and i have never let out a more genuine cry of stop in my life 😭😭

this game has brought me out of hiding holy

i thought i would have some thoughts about it here and there but after having just a single video of it pop up on my fyp on tiktok after watching jacksepticeye play it has actually slowly consumed soul

fighting micolash in bloodborne rn and honestly that guy can go fuck himself i hate him so much what a cheeky fucking bastard

also i have the biggest crush on lady maria like ugh 😩

she’s so pretty and strong and badass

i love them both oh so very much 💗💞

i don’t know what it is but i absolutely love finding talismans in elden ring and collecting them, it’s not even for any achievement i just think it’s so fun

it sparks so much ✨ joy ✨

i feel like a bird collecting shiny things just because

bro i’m finally fighting messmer now in elden ring but i don’t have it in me man 😭

i love him so much and like :(( he’s my cutie patootie you really want me to be pumped about killing my cutie patootie??

okay so i’ve been playing the elden ring dlc and all i gotta say is

i would like to give him a kiss on the forehead please and thank you

i have two sides

as someone who can’t stop thinking about this goofy gorgeous man, all i can think about is that corazon would probably like

- to play rhythm games with you and enjoy the upbeat/cute songs

- listen to your favourite playlist with you and dance with you even though he’d definitely trip a lot but it would make for some good heartfelt laughs

- go on picnic dates with you

- try his best to bake you things like cookies and fresh bread despite causing a small fire here and there

- would let you wear his hat all day if you wanted to

- would probably also let you do his makeup and proudly wear it throughout his day

- definitely would insist that you two wear matching costumes for halloween

- he would probably love to have a cozy date where you two watch movies all night with popcorn (and maybe even some wine or champagne) while you paint each others nails

- and he probably very much enjoys the fact that he has to bend/crouch down to your height each time for a kiss and chuckles about it

i think i’m in love :((

i haven’t even met corazon in the anime yet because i’m still only on skypiea but man, love at first sight is real bro 😭

i love him your honour

when i tell you i fucking sobbed during their backstories bro 😭 i’m talking like big fat ugly tears that wouldn’t stop coming

especially nami’s though, that shit was gut wrenching for me 😭😭

i hate you oda but i love you

omg when i showed my dad aba and paracelsus he immediately was just like “oh god another thing for you to fixate on for like a month, can’t wait to hear literally everything about it” aGsFGH HE REALLY JUST CALLED ME OUT LIKE THAT

but i mean look at them can you really blame me?

next up i gotta talk my boyfriends ear off about it lol

the personal grudge i have against this damn girl now 😭 FUCKING HELL MAN HER CHAIN COMBO ATTACK WHATEVER YOU CALL IT IS FUCKING NUTS IM LOSING MY MIND 😤😭

the way i INSTANTLY fell in love with these two, literally bought the game today just for them hehe

who needs therapy when rewatching fullmetal alchemist brotherhood for the millionth time is free 😜🥰😭

i hate that i love these two assholes so much i have horrible taste in men 😭

IN MY DEFENCE THEY’VE MADE ME LAUGH AND GIGGLE OKAY

plus mammon jingles when he moves and i love that so much and adam plays guitar like come on 🙄💗

after also forcing my dad to watch hazbin hotel with me i asked which characters he liked the most so it is with great pleasure that i present to you his top four

nifty is now known as “that freaky little thing”

i was so ready to hate adam but plot twist i actually love adam so much he’s my favourite little guy 🥰

me finding out that malenia ALSO gets health back from hitting my fucking mimic:

any elden ring boss completely ignoring my mimic and looking me dead in the eyes:

me being delulu: oooo do you have a crush on me or something?

bro my life feels completed because of this wHAT???

T H E verified looney tunes account on instagram said yupppp?! YUP???? AAAAAAAAAA 🤧💗💕💞 that makes my nerdy little heart so fucking happy LETS GO

me, explaining the story of omori to my dad:

his honest reaction:

you don’t understand it’s a NEED not just a want

sun is such a big comfort character aAAAAAAAA

john doe doing t h i s in the game:

me, realizing in that exact moment that i would be obsessing over this insane, stinky and cute eldritch horror who’s really just a little guy:

it was a mistake to watch resident evil damnation with my dad because leon at the end? like hELLO 😩💞💗

I WAS QUITE LITERALLY GIGGLING, KICKING MY FEET AND BLUSHING

felt like i was gonna implode from keeping my squeal in

LIKE??¿