Autism Memes - Blog Posts

having an autism meltdown all by yourself handsome?

Having depression and autism plus hyper fixations is crazy cause whaddya mean I was sobbing uncontrollably unable to leave my bed this morning but now I’m jumping around and squealing with joy cause I read a cool comic book???

Even YouTube shorts is calling me out

I’m both at the same time

AUTISM🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗

Just Autistic Things...

Being excited about beige food and sitting alone in your room while watching your special interest on youtube for the 50th time this month...ngl I’m excited as heck for it!

All autistic people are actually androids made of mycelium all operated by one big room control point HQ by not-quite fifteen thousand gerbils.

And if not-quite fifteen thousand gerbils sound like they’d be bad at operating every single autistic person, that’s because they are

Man I love being both autistic and adhd at the same time. Can’t focus on just one thing I gotta collect all the hyperfixations like trading cards that I’m never gonna do anything with. It’s great lol

Me: “I can’t be autistic, I don’t have sensory issues.”

Also Me-

- The person who told me to try freezing grapes is my enemy.

- *Physically gagging from trying to eat a freeze dried strawberry*

- “I can’t sleep, my shirt is on.”

- This yogurt had pieces of fruit in it so I will let it spoil in the back of my fridge and die of starvation before I eat it.

- If anyone touches me right now I will become a safety hazard

- *Throwing myself off of furniture*

- Something is crinkling SOMEWHERE in the next room and if I don’t find it and destroy it I will never sleep again.

- This person’s headlights were too bright for 0.5 seconds and now I will have a migraine for the next 4 hours.

- My hands are wet MY HANDS ARE WET MAKE IT STOP

- What do you mean these clothes are dry? They’re clearly still damp, how do you not feel it? They’re still damp!

- These two rocks rubbed against each other and made a noise and I think I may have broken a tooth from clenching my jaw so hard

- If I am forced to wear jeans for more than 0.3 seconds upon entering my home I’m going to start crying

Feel free to add your own

POV your on a date with me

"Yeah so Gastrodon was introduced in gen 4 of pokemon but technically it was initially in development to be added into gen 3. Its a sea slug, thought to be based on the Nudibranch by some, including myself. Oh, did I never talk to you about Nudibranches? Oh they are fantastic lil guys! There so colorful, and theres so many different kinds. Actually hold on...here ya go. What? Yeah I do keep a stack of polaroids of Nudibranches on me at all times, why do you ask? Anyway they are supercool, they have powers sort of like pokemon. They can absorb plant cells and photosynthesize, isn't that wild? I think it would be cool if GameFreak gave Gastrodon Solar Beam to reflect that, dont you? Oh yeah and because Gastrodon is a Water/Ground type it has only one weakness to grass. Granted a 4 times weakness can be really bad grass isnt the worst thing to be weak to. You can cover for that on your team perfectly with a fire/flying type. Of course then you have to worry about getting your ass beat by stealth rock, but you can play around that too. I mean Cynthia's considered one of the strongest champions in the mainline games and she has a Gastrodon on her team, or at least she does in Pokemon Pearl. Anyway so gastrodon..."

me: i got tht addhd so my sbranins like "owowhoahaahuhuh stimulation >:)" but i also have autism o my brains like "waahhahuhuuuuuu not too much stimulation >:(" so i like stimulation an lout mousinc but i also hate loud but idlk if this is fjuusst autism buyt stimulation is good bytu not oo much ok like y ok?

my dad: yea

40-year-old Facebook moms when the autistic person is not a small child who's only characterized by out-of-context screaming and stacking small objects:

So real 😼💅

These are mine 😽✌️

every autistic bitch got their two main interests like this

Bruh.. I feel called out and not in a good way 🥲😭

autistic Bruno meme dump 💚

made some autism creatures last night, feel free to steal

bonus: optionally fillable thinkingk creature

EDIT: there are more

I made some more autism creatures

just like last time, feel free to steal em, they were made for sharing

and various drinky drink creachurs for ur drinky needs

(I was gonna do an alcohol one too but I forgot whoops)

unclear directions for assignments? jail for teacher. jail for one thousand years!

true crime podcasts: "... and strangely, someone had cut out all the labels from his clothing!"

ok but who the fuck leaves their labels on tho

I have decided to burn my old diaries and have been scanning them for pages I might want to keep and these two entries really summarise my life in the past years quite well