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8 months ago

Swifties need to embrace the true light

The light of the lamb, conduit to great power and promised liberator of the one who waits below.

headline from The Onion: "Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic"
accompanied by picture of Taylor Swift

Y'ALL 😭😭😭

Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was not even charismatic. “Typically, the cult leaders I study are highly persuasive individuals with magnetic personalities—Ms. Swift, however, presents a unique case,” said cult expert and psychologist Professor Marion Douglass, who called it “bizarre” that so many young, impressionable women had pledged their devotion to the artist when there were so many other personalities out there who were leagues more magnetic. “She’s managed to amass these so-called Swifties without a drop of charm. It can’t be her doctrine they’re drawn to, because that is not particularly inspiring either. We know these followers would kill for her, but the question is, why?” Douglass went on to hypothesize that perhaps Swift was blackmailing her followers with sordid details of their personal lives she had obtained through fan letters.
Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
The Onion
NEW YORK—Baffled by the woman’s sway over her millions of acolytes, sources confirmed Monday that local cult leader Taylor Swift, 34, was no

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1 year ago

Agreed. I really wanted her to say something coz she of all people know the impact online harassment can have on a person's mental health considering she faced it herself at a point in her life. So her silence on the whole thing sort of ruined her for me.

mishtygirlcat - Girl Cat

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1 year ago

I swear I find it so annoying when ppl are like 'you can't expect Taylor not to write about her exes, she always has and all songwriters do. She's the only who gets called out blah blah blah'. It's not about the song writing on it's on. If she wrote about Joe and then never said anything or even gave one interview on what the album was about then left it then whatever. But it's the whole production, the Easter eggs for her fans, the digs through the album title, announcing the break up on her new racist boo's birthday, the getting her friends to mass unfollow, allowing them to shade Joe online, trying to act like Joe wouldn't let her out the front door when etc. she doesn't write these albums to express herself or to process relationships, she writes them for revenge and to try and harass her exes.

exactly


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2 years ago

How is this even a question?? The answer is fucking obvious

sza would beat her up

Sza Would Beat Her Up

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1 year ago
Swiftmurderstuck Number Four
Swiftmurderstuck Number Four

swiftmurderstuck number four


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1 year ago

"Talyor needs you at the concert" bitch she wont even know your there! All you can do is give her your money, which you already did to buy the tickets. Go to the funeral omg

"This is misogynistic" like what? your supposed to value a random women who you have never met over a family member.

Support your family omg. The only sane person here is Sad-Violinist2611

A swiftie asks for advice on skipping the funeral of a family member to go to the eras tour.

A Swiftie Asks For Advice On Skipping The Funeral Of A Family Member To Go To The Eras Tour.
A Swiftie Asks For Advice On Skipping The Funeral Of A Family Member To Go To The Eras Tour.
A Swiftie Asks For Advice On Skipping The Funeral Of A Family Member To Go To The Eras Tour.
A Swiftie Asks For Advice On Skipping The Funeral Of A Family Member To Go To The Eras Tour.

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1 year ago

Lmao what!?! That's so funny to me, like Redesign Your Logo is definitely pop or even alternative pop. BUT EMO GRUGE MUSIC?

like how

One I played Lemon Demon at a birthday party and a swiftie called REDESIGN YOUR LOGO emo grunge music. Lemon Demon makes pop music.


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1 year ago

”Media literacy is dead!” It isn’t. The definition of media literacy is “Media literacy is an expanded conceptualisation of literacy that includes the ability to access and analyse media messages as well as create, reflect and take action, using the power of information and communication to make a difference in the world.” Media literacy isn’t dead, you are just mad it’s being used on something you like. Media literacy is dead to YOU because the only difference you are making in this bitch of an earth is harassing people. We are all just trying to escape in-pending doom but what are you doing? Getting pissed people don’t like a piece of media you enjoy. So congrats, you did nothing. Nobody gives a shit that I don’t like some media, so get a life and stop worrying about what some traumatised queer teenager with four birds likes and hates. I’m airing my grievances about a few shows and some music, I am not trying to change anyone’s opinion, if I respect your opinion then it goes both ways. I have a life. I go to school. I have friends. I have hobbies other than getting mad at kids online.


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1 year ago

Taylor swift is to music as Colleen Hoover is to literature


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1 year ago
Saw This On Twitter. Swifties Really Went After A Girl Of Color For Thinking That The Line “living

Saw this on twitter. Swifties really went after a girl of color for thinking that the line “living in 1830” is weird and got her to delete her own tweet about it..

And she’s right.


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