Latest Posts by xryeox - Page 3
*in the SM groupchat*
Yuta: Make out. Lick her jaw. Suck on her neck. Eat her Goddamn pussy.
Minho: Foreplay is essential.
Henry: “Lick her jaw”??
Amber: Chew on her eyebrows
Sehun: Put your ear to her torso
Sooyoung: whisper into ass
Kyuhyun: Take a whiff of her palms
Kai: take her dog on a 10-15 minute walk
Taeyong: do a small load of her jeans
Victoria: schedule her orthodontist appointment
Leeteuk: Change her windshield fluid
Irene: Pay her taxes
Renjun: bop it
Key: Hit her with the reverse card
Boa: spank her hair
Heechul: Activate your trap card
Tiffany: Scream at the Sun
Krystal: Massage her cuticles
Taemin: Everybody clap your hands
Chanyeol: Put your left foot in
Jungmo: use the force Luke
Taeyeon: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around
Yeri: Brush her teeth
Donghae: file her taxes
Baekhyun: cha cha real smooth
Johnny: NOW SUPERMAN THAT HOE
Onew: take her mom out for lunch
Changmin: and a partridge in a pear tree
Yoona: Don’t let your dreams be dream
Eunhyuk: Now watch me whip
Me: I should really sleep.
Brain: ....
Brain: ....
Brain: CHOGIWA.
my new campaign
Man I swear next time someone says a k-idol is ugly without make-up on I’m gonna slap them with a frying pan
I randomly decided to bless y'all with this. You’re welcome. REBLOG THIS IF YOU JUST SAW ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE KPOP RAPPERS pls 💛
Everyone: do you ever get mixed up between bias and bias wreckers.
Me: nah they pretty much stay in their own lanes.
Louis, Liam, and Zayn: *having babies*
Niall and Harry:
Source: Instagram/@jikooketernally
Baby Bangtan x Baby BT21 👶
& they say this is the outcome of intimate note… (©)
I forgot this happened
When you have the perfect idea for fanfiction but would rather read it than write it
Y'all Jongdae has a-
Jongdae: Guys! Come here!! She's about to say her first word!!!!!
Jongdae's daughter: A.......aa......aaa-
EXO: Appa! Say Appa!
Jongdae's daughter:
😂
*listening to love love love*
Exo : You’re my earth, air, water, fire
Me : You’re my d.o., sehun, suho, chanyeol
I'm feeling sad and pissed again because apparently sm is not going to include Leeteuk in future projects as mc (which is not new, we all know that sm is a shit anyways and never promotes their artists as they deserve), but another thing that is concerning is the fact that haters are still following him, and leaving hate comments.
This is too much considering that Leeteuk has been dealing with people trying to hack his accounts and selling/giving away his phone number to people he doesn't know!
And not just haters are the ones to blame this, "elfs" are doing an amazing job at making sj feel bad because apparently they can't make lives at the same time, bc is "tIrInG" for "" "" "" "fans" "" "" "" to switch to see them...
Fucking stop!
No one is forcing you to watch them!!!! Is your own decision, wtf, they do it for fans that can and want to stay with them those 2 hours. What the fuck are you doing there then? Just leave silently, they've been through a lot and it seems we don't understand. Some people keep dragging Kyu on Leeteuk's live and dragging Leeteuk on Kyu's live, omg just leave and watch anything you fucking want, they don't need to knowwww. You can also make them feel bad for it, they think you're fans for fucks sake.
Some of y'all are also so hypocrites too preaching about mental health, that hate comments hurt people sometimes but still can't manage to control yourselves to write shit for them and a lot of idols (sating they're old, judging them for simply breathing and making lies everywhere that ignorant people actually believe, stop it!!!)
When someone dies y'all are first ones on the row crying saying they didn't deserve all the hate and shit, but you're the same ones creating this fucking pattern. If you can't respect all SJ members, search for another fandom, we have enough garbage in here. You're not real fans, you're not elfs. And I think applies as well for other kpop fandoms, stop being disrespectful towards other members.
They would be disappointed af seeing you like this, you're just biased. Get the fuck out of here, just support your faves on that group then and leave alone the other members, they have enough problems as any other human being, and they don't have to handle your shit.
Leave nice comments instead, support them, watch their videos, give them love. That's what they need from us!
Not dragging shit to hurt them. They hope to be loved for what they do, because they also want to bring happiness to us. Think before you write something on their videos, ig photos and every single post they do. They're not robots, they're humans and they have fucking feelings if you haven't realized yet!!!
Stale memes REALLY are my specialty.
KIM RYEOWOOK - A SUMMARY
{shindong’s version}
bts’ biggest fans are bts
online classes have me fucked up
This is how I would describe Park chanyeol
Monbebe : *starts crying*
Carat : *hugs Monbebe, wraps him in blankets, bakes him cookies, destroys the reason that has Monbebe in tears, plays his favourite movie*
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Army : *starts crying*
Exo-l : lol pussy
No matter how many years it has been, I will always laugh when Yoochun says “I really wanna touch myself” in Purple Line
A pic of baby Ryeowook to lighten up your life:
i’m not crying,,,you’re crying
therapist: "on a scale of 1-10, how stressed are you in life?"
me: "park jimin trying to deliver a birthday cake"
my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
Yesung: Why is Ryeowook always putting the dishes away so loudly?
Siwon: To let everyone know that no one helps around the house
Ryeowook: [throwing plates into a cabinet]