WILL WE STAY SPLIT? Dan And Phil Play Split Fiction Part 2!

WILL WE STAY SPLIT? Dan and Phil play Split Fiction Part 2!

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3 months ago

couples channel era is fucking insane bc its always been a couples channel but now its official... and they want to commit... and put a ring on it...........

i can't help but laugh any time dan calls the two of them friends because it always seems to stand out more in his sentance like he's bringing attention to it but not like he used to before they came out where he was really trying to sell that they were just friends but now it's like he's commiting to the bit as strongly as he can and is having too much fun with it


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3 months ago

For #titsnacks I've got blue jellybeans (for the aesthetic), ranch pringles (for the metaphor), and twinkies (for the twinks)

dan: I vow to be your companion through every phase of our lives and to cherish you as my eternal consolation prize. Even at our worst, I vow to never leave your side as my tretoureas soul is a mere extension of yours...even if souls aren't real. You are my partner, my lover, my very best friend, my arch nemesis, my heart, my soul. And on this day I pledge to give you my all because it's yours anyway. Since even the darkest corners of my heart string and pull at the beat of your heart.

Dan: I Vow To Be Your Companion Through Every Phase Of Our Lives And To Cherish You As My Eternal Consolation

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The crazy thing about The Ranch Monologue™️ is that Dan is using them to explain how perfect ranch is. He tastes ranch and thinks “this is such a perfect combination of flavors” and in his brain the best way to explain to Phil how much he likes it is to say “it’s just like US”. He’s not using ranch as a metaphor for his relationship he’s using the relationship to explain how perfect the ranch is.

dan: yum yum i love ranch

dan: phil i was put on this earth by god for the sole purpose of finding you

5 months ago

i was sat in the perfect spot today to see directly into the right hand side wings and I could see basically all of the crew back there if the light was right and phil took a bit longer to come out after he took of his silicone chest and dan was stalling and telling us about how they accidentally uploaded the wrong video yesterday and phil appeared in the wings whilst he was in the middle of talking and he just stood there with the biggest heart eyes I’ve seen watching Dan just yap on the stage lol … it killed me off and I don’t think anyone else saw it

why would you say this to me.

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