Trash-is-not-on-fire - M

THEY ARE COOKING?? THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!

if that man wanted to put a bracelet on phil you know damn well dan would be out there fainting in the pool pretending to drown

while phil thinks ‘isn’t that sweet. dans doing some celebratory underwater twerking for me’

me when the night changes: 😮

TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS AND WE’RE GOING BACK TO THE VERY START

TERRIBLE INFLUENCE LIVE STREAMING THIS SUNDAY

live.danandphiltour.com

i hope with tiktok and twitter effectively dead and instagram on its way to dying we enter an age where social media is not popular and we all go outside and get lives and stop posting. but not on tumblr ofc

DAN AND PHIL MASSIVE PIZZA MUKBANG 2

trying so hard to resist the urge to go back to sleep to pass time to see if dip n pip upload

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Did we just enter a new timeline??