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I thought about this screenshot I posted a while back, and was thinking how hilarious Far Cry 5 would be if the Peggie’s were just a cult full of geriatrics. Like you drop into Hope County like in the cannon version but instead you get greeted with a church full of decrepit old people with a 100 year old Joseph Seed rambling incoherently until he sees you and he’s like “God will not let you take me” and he has to grab his walker before being led to the helicopter.

His followers who still have their knees and backs climb onto your helicopter as it takes off, you crash, and Joseph somehow doesn’t explode on impact, and he declares that the Peggie’s begin the reaping, and it’s just a bunch of octogenarians slowly shuffling towards you

The brain worm made me

I spent too long on this

Fanart of my favourite prince Hama from The War of the Rohirrim~💖^^

It's sooo nice to be back in Middle Earth!~💖✨

Songs of Valor, Old Girl.

He sent her whole family on the bender of a lifetime whilst she was asleep. She then proceeded to spend the next month running around the province, trying to figure out what in oblivion her boys did.

However, as far as the Daedra who she actually interacts with go, he probably caused the least amount of grief.

Eh, she doesn’t like him, but he leaves her alone, so…

Honestly, she doesn’t mind Meridia. Maybe her second favorite Prince.

loathes him with every fiber of her being.

Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

over the events of the Dragonborn dlc, you’d best believe she comes to utterly detest him. As she sees it, he’s responsible for Miraak, and everything Miraak does is therefore on Mora. And yet here she is, being forced to clean up after another megalomaniac and/or god.

She doesn’t mess with Boethiah, much like the others. Treats them the same way one might treat the moth on their wall; it won’t bother me if I don’t bother it.

Not the most sound logic, but hey, she’s trying.

Thus continues the saga of Avari Distrusting Daedric Princes On Principle. Mephala’s maybe the 6th or 7th on her list of least likely to absolutely ruin her day/life, so yeah.

Avari doesn’t mess with his tricky ass. She values honesty and upfront-ness, and he’s the exact opposite.

Before meeting her mother?

Avari had no real opinion on Nocturnal. She was wary of the daedric prince on principle, but didn’t have any reason to actively dislike her.

After finally meeting Karliah though, and learning everything about the Thieves Guild and Nightingales? There’s some resentment there now. Not exclusively towards Nocturnal, but so much of the pain and suffering in Avari’s early life is linked to her, and she can’t help but hate the lady a little bit for her role in all of it.

Not her least favorite prince (Bal and Dagon are brawling for that spot), but screw her, basically.

unhinged, btw, that bioware has to keep assuring people that the game is still dark and gritty because the cinematic trailer was kind of flashy and the art style has changed. for dragon age. the game that was doing "marvel dialogue" before the mcu even really existed (iron man came out in 08, dao came out in 09). the game with a species of hairless pig rabbits, one of which is named schmooples. the game with swooping is bad. the game where you could solve a sidequest about a pining elf boy by fucking the girl he's pining for. we're really gonna pretend this game series never had a significant amount of silliness and humor? fenris tells varric he likes to dance through the empty rooms in danarius' manor. hawke has an entire personality archetype that can be summed up as "shitposter." we're really going to pretend dragon age (the series where people can walk in on you and bull having kinky sex) is all dark and mature and has never had light or silly moments as a major part of its formula. insane

Take a moment to familiarize yourself with Emmrich’s helpful assistant – Manfred

Welcome to Manfred Mondays! No bones about it, Manfred is an integral part of The Veilguard - he's there to keep spirits high!

They're waiting

They're watching us

They're hating

They're waiting and hoping I'm not enough

dreadwolf this, elven gods that NOTHING is ruining the tabris family vacation this year!

always has been

resident evil is turning your kids GAY

In another life they had a normal silly first date :3

This it’s pretty old but my first cleon art my beloveds

I respect the Cullen romancers who have their lavellan move out to the Ferelden countryside and retire with him but on the other hand I am different and I will force Cullen at gunpoint to live with the dalish. Dance for us white boy

Solas at his favorite mural of Lavellan for the past 10 years

@uesp im ur biggest fan