hi. im damien maymdien. and i know what youre probably thinking. ive heard it 100 times. people come up to me and they go "damien. why is everything so dumb and stupid?" well thats a great question. and ill answer it for you. first lets plant some trees. okay what was your question. oh yeah the world is stupid. right. ok well have you ever found love? have you ever been in love? have you ever flown a bird? or been flown by a bird? have you ever been blo- actually lets skip that one. have you ever carried a dozen bricks down a brick road through a brick door into a brick house?
what do you mean i’m questioning my gender again. i thought we covered this like 3 years ago. What.
heres my nonsensical stan coded song: it’s my belly button by rhett and link
any rhett and link song could be either stan twins song tbh. i approve.
what if i said a nonsensical song about a corner store was a stan song. can i say that. is that a deranged statement to make(yes)
Following you just bc of username and pfp tbh <3 glory to Spleens 🐱
did you guys know i used to ship florida man and australian man. did you guys know that was a thing.
it was. definitely something.
*does this to you*
waoh
"oh i love sea grunks because they both work out all of their problems together and have clear communication!" WRONG. i love sea grunks because you know that both of them are getting thrown overboard multiple times a week because stan stole fords glasses, then ford made jokes about stans fanfiction, then stan shot back about fords fanfiction, then ford stole stans glasses in retaliation. and in the process of trying to tackle ford, stan throws them both overboard and afterwards they sit on the deck facing opposite directions, pouting, while looking like sad wet cats.
then they get over it, the exact same thing happens 2 days later and the cycle repeats.
(since this post is inexplicably blowing up again i’m gonna shamelessly plug my art. please look at my art.)
cw for. blood,
he can experience The Horrors. as a treat. (happy halloween)
everytime i try to picture what i want to look like i picture mullet stan.
am i gender envying. is this what that feels like.
i need his gender.
look at me im so important.
hello appreciation post for @tatefan811 and @spleenthecat because ive been laughing my ass off
fiddtober day 22. this one is kinda lazy tbh
fiddtober day 21. fiddleford how did you get there.
(i’ve literally never drawn asgore before it turned out way better then i thought.)
fiddtober day 21. fiddleford how did you get there.
(i’ve literally never drawn asgore before it turned out way better then i thought.)
ohhh god noo... im missing my first day of fiddtober... fuuuckkk..... im so sorry fiddlers...
picturing stan confronting bud gleeful except its just the opening to candy store from the heathers musical.
fiddtober day 19. i like their good ending.
the vocal stims have been hitting different lately which lead me to thinking about what stanley or stanfords vocal stims would be. stan would probably just scream or make weird animal noises. nobody really knows where those came from. that or he would just randomly recite advertisements from the 80's at insane speed. stanford. he just imitates different noises he heard from other dimensions. or speaks in those other languages.
fiddtober day 18. grabs you by the shoulders. this took. 5 sketches. i even edited it after it was completely done. but it looks good and i’ve never done these kinda poses before so it’s a win in my book.
have a good day/night!
oh thanks man
fiddtober day 17. honestly just messing around with this one LMAO
fiddtober day 16. need a break from the angst for once lmao
fiddtober day 15. honestly not very fidd and also a complete style switchup but. why not.
fiddtober day 14 + TANKSGIVING SPECIAL!!!!?!
"this machine right here is a commission!! some feller from the underground i think..."
fiddtober day 13. much like day ten there is a whole au behind this that i can give more info on if requested.
fiddtober day 12. poor man is too adhd for coffee