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And the angels wouldn’t help you… because they’ve all gone away.
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) dir. David Lynch
“uhhh i can’t find this book at my public library” that’s because you’re not going to the secret public library (stealing from barnes and noble)
You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.
the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.
like, a god of death or whatever, standing on my lawn: you’re about to experience the wrath of a god
me, who was watering my plants and turned at the sound of voice, thereby accidentally spraying them w/ the hose: oh, wow, i’m so sorry dude, shit
me standing over a dead body with a bloody knife in my hand: look i know this looks very…uh…(absently snaps fingers three times) oh what’s the word….(”bad?”) no, not bad…i mean, yes bad, obviously, but…uh…it’s like “convicting” but it’s not? you know? well anyway..ugh this is gonna be bothering me all day until i think of it..
Oh you're mad at me for yelling a naughty word really loudly in a public dollar store? Well what If I killed someone? You'd be pretty at me if I did that too right? But I didn't and you're mad at me anyway just for yelling something naughty and I didn't kill anyone and I get the same treatment? Seems like a double standard and an over reaction
