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they honorably discharged me from the army and gave me a purple heart after i was hit by a cumshot
Welp, methinks thats enough internet for today
- me after watching a deepfake of myself being tortured for 6 hours
If you ever find a pool of your own blood, please don’t lie down in it! A lot of people are found dead that way.
we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.
god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner