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rewatched night at the museum 2 today.

visions were had.

Im sorry but how did 43 year old Fernando Alonso hit a better griddy than 24 year old Oscar Piastri 😭

absolutely foul graphic 💀

me watching isack kimi and fernando as the rest of the rookies dnf one by one

me watching isack kimi and fernando as the rest of the rookies dnf one by one

saudi arabian grand prix means its time to pay tribute to my fucking GOAT from last year 🫡

I‘m so glad I‘m an Alex Palou fan or this would suck so badly

me watching effortless palou domination and getting war flashbacks

No ahaha nvm ur so sexyyyyy pls dont die fox broadcasting

2024 indycar graphics team come back the kids miss you (its me. im the kids)

absolutely nothing makes me more patriotic than watching a Florida Man™ named Kyle driving around in an Andretti covered in 150 chili’s logos

2024 indycar graphics team come back the kids miss you (its me. im the kids)

the race is actually over now congratulations WDC Alex Albon in a williams

5 rookie DNFs and Sainz 😔

i know there’s an f1 version of this so. indycar!

Sketches by A.K. MacDonald, 1932

George rocking the Carmen Sandiego fit 😭

Pierre: Charles, i don't think you get it yet. You are il predestinato, you are Ferrari's favorite son.

Pierre: everyone wants you, you know? You're like the hot girl that every guy wants

Charles confused: i'm the hot girl?

Max also confused: ...

Pierre: you are the hottest girl *leaves*

Charles: what

Charles: ...

Charles blissfuly: i'm the hot girl...

Max: ...

Max: yes you are

Kmag headers plss!! thank you in advance ^.^!!

kevin magnussen headers.

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Needed a last minute birthday cake so I called up the local bakery but they said they’re out. Oscar Piastri saved the day though 🙏💪

Aaron Taylor-Johnson dressed in his blue suit from Bullet Train, specifically after his running jump onto the train, was not under my tree this year.

And honestly? I’m disappointed in my entire family.

I say have a type (men with dark curly hair, big eyes, heavy accent who can cook) and then nico rosberg blesses my eyes and everything is out the window

Haasteban 🖤

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

this is what you stole from me

kevin magnussen is quoted, multiple times, as saying that there are multiple interesting projects at work in F1. he said in mexico that his career "isn't definitely over". he has invested into his PR game, he has been damn secretive about his plans for the future.

today F1 announced that we will be getting an 11th team on the grid in 2026.

kevin please. I need you in one of those seats. right now.

the way esteban and pierre have posted pictures from the podium at least 6 times EACH and i eat it up every time oh how i hate french people

KEVIN MAGNUSSEN gives baby Laura a piggyback ride and a kiss (2022.07.13 via Louise Magnussen’s IG Stories)

My humble suggestions to make F1 more interesting

In the light of the recent rumors about the FIA trying to manipulate the races in order to get more ratings, here are my totally awesome suggestions to make the races more interesting for the viewers.

obligatory disclaimer : those are jokes.

1. Add the Mario Kart blue shell

With the blue shell, you wouldn't have to worry about a race being uninteresting because one of teams has built a rocketship! Now you might be wondering how that would be doable, because how do you get an actual blue shell to only hit one driver? To that I answer, "sweetheart, give me your hand, and let me enlighten you with this name : Kevin Magnussen". Our dear K-mag won't be on the grid next year, and since we'll all miss him dearly, I think we should give him a blue kart and tell him to take out the race leader. He would be released once during the race, in a very random moment (that would be decided through 'google, give me a random number between 1 and 67') and the moment he is out a loud radio voice should announce "WE HAVE UNLEASHED THE MAGNUSSEN" in order to stress everyone out.

2. Add Horns

I know I'm not the only who has thought of this, because the CarCar beef would have been so much funnier if Oscar was allowed to just hit the horn at Carlos. Or the other way around, considering Carlos is a Mediterranean.

I believe that the one who'd abuse this the most would be Fernando, who, if he were to be passed by another driver, would push the button hard enough to spook them and gain his position back. We'd get him to win a race again with this, think about it!

Also, as an exception, Yuki's horn should be customed so that when it is pushed, it doesn't make a "beep" but a loud "FUCK" sound. He should be the only one allowed to do this.

3. Let them hear each other

I think they should just be all allowed to communicate together during the race, the way they do it with their engineers.

Now do I think it's doable? Probably not. Do I think that would be productive? Absolutely not. Do I believe the FIA would decide to remove this option 3 laps into a race? Totally.

But the entertainment value would be so high, because I refuse to believe anyone who says they wouldn't want to hear the Checo-Liam beef in live. Also, I think Carlos should have heard Oscar say "typical Carlos" as he said it. Now that would be fun.

No more team orders, if a driver wants to swap position with his teammate, he has to convince him with everyone being able to hear them.

I also believe that Charles and Max should be given this option anyway, since Max has decided to talk to Charles alone in his own car.

4. Settle the penalties through fistfights

I've seen people talk about how it is problematic to have different stewards at every race, because it makes the decisions taken incoherent. George believes permanent stewards would solve the issue. I believe that when two drivers collide, they should be allowed to fistfight in front of the arena, and the loser gets the penalty. That would especially funny in Vegas, with Bruce Buffer as the commentator.

Also, an exception would be made for one specific situation: if Lewis and Fernando collide, they have to hug, and the first one to let go looses and gets the penalty.

5. The team who gets tenth position in the constructors should get sold to One Direction

I have no arguments other than the fact that the team could use the money anyway, since they won't get much from the constructors.

6. Make the read fanfics for each penalty point they get

Remember this post where I suggested that Haas should have made read K-mag self-insert fanfics for every point he gets on his licence? Well I've changed my mind, I think every driver should have the chance to do it, in public, if they want to get out of a penalty. The higher the penalty is, the cringer the fic gets.

7. Find a solution to the lestappen followgate

Everyone and their mothers has been asking for one thing and one thing only : a Lestappen title fight. I think Charles could use some motiviation, so here us my humble suggestion : tell him that if he wins, Max has to follow him on Instagram. If he loses, it's the other way around. Believe me, this diva couldn't take it and would tranform whatever atrocity-car Ferrari gives him into a rocket. He's done it before for the sake of winning, believe me he'll do it again to get Max to follow him.

Thank me later.

race so chaotic we got a sauber fastest pit stop 😭

ik my goat didnt 💪💪💪💪

who has NOT been noted by race control at this point