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Started crying over that poor woman that was run over by that racist while protesting

TONY AWARD WINNER DARREN CRISS

this podium? on the 1 year anniversary of the boyfriend teammates incident? more likely than you think

bro had to cockblock the boyfriend teammates

Alex Palou 🤝 Kyle Kirkwood.

The only two winners in 2025 💙

In front of my timeline?

will buxton i find your love of twinkies and twizzlers incredibly endearing but that does not mean i want to hear ferruccis comments on it

no cuz why did the drivers say that graham would beat a gorilla or that graham would survive a zombie apocalypse.

what do they know.

so many of my mutuals want to fuck graham rahal. this phenomenon will be investigated one day. not today though

i take back everything i said fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck let that swedish boy through

so help me indycar gods one more event of bad luck on andretti and i become a palou fan idc

louis foster i will fistfight you let that man PASS

all my homies love the amr safety team

The Indy 500 craves Violence and Bloodshed today

yeah so wtf.

did buxton just quote “what on earth is going on in the house of commons” 😭

so help me indycar gods one more event of bad luck on andretti and i become a palou fan idc

rooting against whoever is in the dhl car because dhl never deliver my parcels

MY QUEEN (the timing tower) HAS RETURNED

ok so marco already crashed but its ok theres still 3 more cars on my team so the all andretti podium can still happe-

when i say im praying on penske’s downfall, NEVER EVER am i talking about scotty mac :[

“pato win” this, “newgarden 3peat” that, idc colton herta 27th to 1st all andretti podium

i hope everyones favorites do well and i also hope all of your least favorites do terrible. ❤️

BOOOO AI USAGE BOOOO CRINGE FOX SPORTS

now that there's a midwestern pope, could someone hypothetically convince him to do the prayer for the indy 500 lol

no it 100% was :[

whyd that commercial kinda look like ai or am i tweaking

“f1 is the pinnacle of motorsports” does ANY f1 track have a giant spider statue? I didn’t think so

prema heard the call of their people in imola and filled roberts car with the purest of italian crack

“hes starting to feel excited”

this is killing me

The ghost car WHILE on the onboard camera???? Insane, incredible work

“malukas can make it” i say, “the next three just have to be slower than him”

dixon, o’ward, and palou:

I see your “Paul is Pokotho’s favorite” theory and raise you “Paul is Pokotho’s nemesis”

So here’s the thing about Pokey: he hates any voice that isn’t his own. He sees Hatchetfield and all their drama and he feels superior because he KNOWS there’s not a single person in this world whose part he can’t play better than them.

He knows their little wants and deepest desires. He understands their character motivations more deeply than those miserable ants ever could. 

Except here’s the thing. Thousands of timelines, countless different scenarios he and his brothers have dreamed up, and in all of that there’s still one question that remains unanswered:

Who the fuck is Paul?

No seriously who the hell is this guy. Like, he’s in every story but what’s his deal. What does Paul want? He wants a date with a barista. And seemingly, that’s it.

Great. Fucking riveting.

The man is nothing, he’s set dressing, he’s a total non sequitur. Plot threads walk up to him and he goes “no thanks I have better things to do” and prattles off

He doesn’t have better things to do. He never has better things to do. He’s going to go home and browse Wikipedia for an hour and then go to bed. Pokey goddamn checked. 

Even in the universe where he gets replaced with a goddamn time traveling clone, that clone’s ambition start and end with marrying that same fucking barista because he is seemingly programmed in his DNA to be BORING

He doesn’t even like musicals, the uncultured cuck.

But now Paul’s gone and made Pokey waste valuable brainpower pondering the inner life of stupid nothing mortal like he’s fucking Tinky. And Pokey’s not gonna stand for that kind of slight. 

Paul’s just like every other worthless person in his universe and Pokey’s going to prove it. He’ll wrench a story from Paul’s bloody corpse if it’s the last thing he’ll ever do. 

And he’s going to do it in SONG