The Guardians Of The Multiverse. 🔥

Percy: Preparing for battle is simple

Percy: You just don’t

Percy: Any questions?

All of the first year campers: *raising hands*

ok but did Grover feel all the pain Percy went through in T*rtarus because of the empathy link or no?

Angel of the Eastern Gate 

Just posting some older stuff <3 I love Will Graham and this took an obscene amount of time but he’s worth it

Sally: Nico I'm sorry to say this but I'm afraid you can no longer babysit Estelle

Nico: What why??

Sally: The other day when her Baby Alive said that it needed to be fed again she exclaimed, "YOU GOTTA BE BULLFUCKING ME" and I asked her where she heard that language from only to learn that you'd been teaching her how to combine cuss words-

Nico:

Nico: You gotta be bullfucking me-

Headcanon that Annabeth loves Spider-Man. Like, she read all the comics as a kid and keeps up with the movies and lore and everything. Since he doesn’t actually look like a real spider, it doesn’t freak her out as much as she expected it to. However, everyone else in her cabin hates anything even remotely related to spiders, so she’s had to keep it a secret for years. Finally, she works up the nerve to tell Percy while eating lunch. She goes up to him really fidgety and nervous and starts the conversation with, “So there’s something I need to tell you that I haven’t told anyone in my life and you have to PROMISE not to tell.” And Percy’s like… pretty freaked out. He’s almost certain she’s going to say something like “I killed a man once” when she quietly mumbles “I like Spider-Man.” He chokes on his drink, and then very solemnly says (while trying hard not to laugh) “Oh, cool. Me too.” Annabeth nods, absolutely serious, and goes back to her cabin’s table. Percy just sits there wondering what in the world just happened. (Little does he know, his answer just secured him several future movie dates with her).

Meg: I barely remember what happened... just the ambulance ride to the hospital

Percy: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you

Meg: Then what was that siren?

Percy: That was Apollo

Apollo: I was not that loud

Percy: Cars pulled over, man

will never not be thinking about the time a literal cat, like in english, called castiel angel of thee lord a dumbass

will never not be thinking about the time a literal cat, like in english, called castiel angel of thee lord a dumbass

This was supposed to be just the underpainting put worked well as a quick sketch lmao (he’s cooking lungs)