Sally: Nico I'm Sorry To Say This But I'm Afraid You Can No Longer Babysit Estelle

Sally: Nico I'm sorry to say this but I'm afraid you can no longer babysit Estelle

Nico: What why??

Sally: The other day when her Baby Alive said that it needed to be fed again she exclaimed, "YOU GOTTA BE BULLFUCKING ME" and I asked her where she heard that language from only to learn that you'd been teaching her how to combine cuss words-

Nico:

Nico: You gotta be bullfucking me-

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4 years ago

ok but did Grover feel all the pain Percy went through in T*rtarus because of the empathy link or no?

3 years ago

I do not know who painted this quote from Good Omens Season 1 on the studio exit door. I do not want to know. I just love that as I left today after our first day of shooting this was waiting, to welcome us back to the outside world.

I Do Not Know Who Painted This Quote From Good Omens Season 1 On The Studio Exit Door. I Do Not Want
4 years ago

I'd pay to watch that

Doctor Who AU where the companions unionize and Donna and Martha start a YouTube channel

Doctor Who AU Where The Companions Unionize And Donna And Martha Start A YouTube Channel
3 years ago

crowley didn't know how they ended up there, but the only thing that mattered right then, was that he was with Aziraphale

Crowley Didn't Know How They Ended Up There, But The Only Thing That Mattered Right Then, Was That He
3 years ago

Headcanon that Annabeth loves Spider-Man. Like, she read all the comics as a kid and keeps up with the movies and lore and everything. Since he doesn’t actually look like a real spider, it doesn’t freak her out as much as she expected it to. However, everyone else in her cabin hates anything even remotely related to spiders, so she’s had to keep it a secret for years. Finally, she works up the nerve to tell Percy while eating lunch. She goes up to him really fidgety and nervous and starts the conversation with, “So there’s something I need to tell you that I haven’t told anyone in my life and you have to PROMISE not to tell.” And Percy’s like… pretty freaked out. He’s almost certain she’s going to say something like “I killed a man once” when she quietly mumbles “I like Spider-Man.” He chokes on his drink, and then very solemnly says (while trying hard not to laugh) “Oh, cool. Me too.” Annabeth nods, absolutely serious, and goes back to her cabin’s table. Percy just sits there wondering what in the world just happened. (Little does he know, his answer just secured him several future movie dates with her).

3 years ago

Who cares if it isn't as popular, Vietnamese traditional clothing is STUNNING. I'm still drooling over that one jade-green dress you drew Crowley in like two years ago, and that's not even as ornate and beautiful as they can get

That one is ao dai, the more popular one, we habe traditional clothing going back to the 18th centuries which is quite interesting n comes in lots of styles too

Who Cares If It Isn't As Popular, Vietnamese Traditional Clothing Is STUNNING. I'm Still Drooling Over
Who Cares If It Isn't As Popular, Vietnamese Traditional Clothing Is STUNNING. I'm Still Drooling Over
3 years ago

Percy: Preparing for battle is simple

Percy: You just don’t

Percy: Any questions?

All of the first year campers: *raising hands*

3 years ago
Angels Don’t Dance But They Can Fucking Shred A Hoverboard

angels don’t dance but they can fucking shred a hoverboard

4 years ago
Local Bastard Siblings Dress Up In Their Two Stupid Dads Clothes. More At Eleven.

Local bastard siblings dress up in their two stupid dads clothes. More at eleven.

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