M!Mc: I’ve connected the two dots
Leona: You didn't connect sh*t
M!Mc: I’ve connected them
Gai, staring at the ninken standing over him: Why are they supervising my nap? Kakashi: Oh, Pakkun? He's just making sure they don't get you. Gai: ...Who the fuck is 'they'?
Hua Cheng, trying to be as human as humanly possible to his husbands local villagers: Hello human. Did you pray to The Crowned Prince today? I highly recommend it, he is kind to all.
Old lady who knoes he isnt human and thinks he is really akward: What a considerate young man. He wants to show off his husband! I think I will give them a nice basket of oranges as a show of acceptance😊
Hua Cheng, thinking he succeded in getting new followers: I did it!!! Huzzah!!!!
Kakashi: I like you. Gai: *immediately goes into a taijutsu stance*
Commodus: Oh, I’m sorry, am I bothering you? Why don’t you go cry about it, huh?
Lester: Nice try, idiot. I already did that!
how is a song from 1970 by the kinks more respectful of trans women than many news outlets are today
I hate you so much right now
goth sasuke you’ll always be famous to me
Look at them cuddle.
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