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Naruto and sensei ( ´ ω ` )
Sasuke gets trapped in a dating sim
pt 1 l pt 2
Gai, staring at the ninken standing over him: Why are they supervising my nap? Kakashi: Oh, Pakkun? He's just making sure they don't get you. Gai: ...Who the fuck is 'they'?
Punish by ethel cain or narusasu in a biblical scenario
Insane that this is based off of official art. Gayasses
Do you know what I’m seeing?
Idea of cosplayer Shen Yuan whos known for embodying characters so well hes called the "Scholarly God" bc of his impeccable acting. One day he goes to a fun event at a ren faire and finds intrest in a particularly handsome brute in red.
Cut to metal worker Luo Binghe, a full armor combat specialist who actually is the BIGGEST fan of cos legend Yuan that hes followed the man since his very VERY first cos- Shen Quinqiu from PIDW. The two hit it off and no one suspects years later that when a new and upcoming cos comes to pair with Yuan, everyone thinks hes just a rising star. But....why is it after this new cos star that Yuan has the most beaitiful jewelery and metal work weapons/details in the whole community? Why do they only do popular mlm ships and couples cospays?
Thank his husband, Luo Binghe. After all, a God deserves only the finest hand made and loved items to adorn their body. And if his beloved wants him to dress as a Demon King for views, who is he to judge?
Kakashi: I like you. Gai: *immediately goes into a taijutsu stance*
watching naruto season 1???
Its rushed and cringy but ive had it stuck in my head all fucking day
come on @sasukeprime
Ain’t outta options!
Gai: have you tried meditation? Kakashi: sure, sometimes when the kids scream my mind goes blank and I float above my body Gai: that’s dissociation Kakashi: potato, potato
I love them 😔❤️
I hate you so much right now
Two times, Luo Binghe?
finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
Modern team 7 would have a feild day with Kimimaro, they would call him Boner Boy until he whooped their ass and made them apologize😭
Can you imagine the sheer and utter hatred Shen Jiu would have for Yuan? This dude managed to have the world go to war for his dead body and Shen Jiu would just be forced to watch this lile "Wow so when he causes issues its okay?" And I imagine ghost Jiu would try and strangle Yuan in his sleep bc of this utter hatred for the goodie two shoes body snatcher who essentially made his reputation go from "revered elder" to "kind Elder" in about a week of MC ass kissing
"Shen Yuan was a loser gooner shut in during his first life" Shen Qingqiu used to be hated by his fellow peak lords until Shen Yuan transmigrated into his body, so it was solely his personality that was so charming people went to war over his corpse. Please be serious
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The Sannin being only 6 when they were made genin is just crazy. Real life 6yos still believe in magic and think the word "butt" is the height of comedy. They should have been making macaroni art and playing with blocks, not getting tied to a pole by Fuckbeard McBastard
each about his own🤭
After retirement, Kakashi becomes the Snoop Dogg of the Naruto world. And by that I mean, universally beloved icon with a maybe shady past who is always doing the randomest stuff.
Just side-quest after side-quest.
He's at a political summit in Iwa one minute, the next he's on a cooking show. He's a commentator for international sporting events, he's organising disaster relief efforts, he's making cameos in B-list movies, he's a member of the hokage's cabinet.
And who's going to stop him? Man speedran his shinobi career, he's done - he's finished the game. He can officially do Whatever the Fuck He Wants. You try telling war hero, soldier-since-he-was-5, and former ninja prime minister Hatake Kakashi he can't go on a hot spring world tour or invent ninja WWE. That's right, you can't.
That one iwtv quote/scene but it's a gelphie sketch I did while playing around with gradient maps