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Empires SMP has a GSA but it's just Scott, Joey, Lizzie, and Shubble sitting around and talking shit about the other empires.

bitches will receive a few anon asks on a topic they’re passionate about and make a whole ass powerpoint instead of sleeping.  it’s me.  i’m bitches.

if anyone has any more questions, please feel free to ask!!!

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we’ve got:

- absolutely no containment

- fishfucker positivity

- gender equality by slutshaming a man today (endorsed by scott smajor)

- a demon sexyman

- demonfucking neg

- canon family dynamics

- going feral at any plant themed duo

- an Australian ™

- several fanon immortals/ gods

- several musical numbers

I think one of the things that keeps me so invested and in love with Empires is how much care the cc’s themselves pour into it and how much pride they show for it. They all clearly love Empires and it makes watching them get excited about new details and custom textures fun to watch because you get excited with them. You see how much care they all put in with their builds and ideas and the fact they’ve all paid for custom assets and skins to make the world more immersive. Watching them feel finish a new build feels satisfying as they add to these beautiful locations that no matter the build style you can tell they’ve all worked so hard on.

The carefully crafted details in Pearl’s Smallholdings making it feel warm and well worked. How absolutely insane the Mezala Materal Palace is with its beautiful towers and sprawling terrace gardens. The way Mythland feels huge and sprawling and so so detailed as literally everyone points out how large it all is. The beautiful organics and custom trees that makes you feel like your a gnome yourself watching people walk through the Undergrove. How much hard work is clearly put into the Codlands and how it feels rustic and real. How the Grimlands looks it’s name with the sheer atmosphere of the Deepslate Redstone corruption spreading through the planes. How majestic Rivendell feels with a color scheme that stands out against the grays of the custom cliffs as it rises higher and higher. The way bright colors and towering temples peak through the lush jungle trees of the Lost Empires making you feel like you’ve stumbled upon it. How the Blooming Grove looks it’s name with how bright and alive it is with giant flowers blooming high in the air. How the Ocean Queen’s Domain looks as though it’s rising out of the sea with gleaming coral domes as proof. How The Crystal Cliffs weaves its way through its namesake with beautiful purple contrasts adding to the magical feel. How Pixandria stands against the desert and feels as through its survived through strength with beautiful and creative uses of space in lieu of grass or other greenery that gives an entirely different feel.

Then watching everyone praise each other’s builds and say how much they love each other’s empires. Hearing how much they all admire each other’s work and what they’ve chosen to focus on. It just feels good man.

Then after all this amazing work watching them create this interconnected story that’s interesting no matter who you watch. Where everyone has a role and motives and who all feel like fully fleshed out characters. A story that everyone has their stakes in but no one feels like their unimportant or overlooked. With a terrifying main villain with ties to many different people in different ways. The twists that you don’t expect but make sense. The way the story invites investment. The atmosphere they all create not only with their builds but with their acting and reactions.

Basically The Empires SMP is amazing and so are the cc’s and if any of them see this thank you for all the hard work you’ve put into this series.

I, for one, can’t wait for a game theory on Empires SMP because there is just

No line between fan theory and canon, Scott scrolls through tumblr with his morning coffee and picks which of us he’s gonna validate, it’s a very high honor actually

Scott? Buddy? You keep saying Flower Husbands isn’t canon on Empires and then you pull shit like “(Joey) can mess with me all he likes, but when he threatens Jimmy it becomes personal.”

My good sir.

There is a line between writing your own fanfiction as lore, and Scott Smajor is using that line as a jumprope.

as someone with a younger sibling who also watches empires we think is is %100 accurate and i will be calling them a small damaged egg

“do you think im a small damaged egg?”

“i think you came from a small damaged egg. It would explain a lot”

damn they rlly have the sibling thing down already huh.

I feel like not enough people here acknowledge that swimmers are buff as fuck

Unlike a lot of sports, swimming can and will use pretty much every muscle group in the body, with the most notable features of a “swimmer body” being height, broad shoulders-thin waist (think V-shaped), with defined abs, upper arms, thighs, and backs

What I’m saying is Jimmy could crush that elf twink

what fucking addictive substance did they put in deal with destiny. it's about to fuck up my whole spotify wrapped