Good Morning! I’m Salty.

As Grian has recently been leaning into the eldritch horror builds and there are some eldritch horror fan theories about him out there cough cough watchers cough cough I sware If you guys make it hot in some way I'm not gonna be sad just very disappointed.

I’ve been lurking on this god-forsaken hell site long enough to know what you fuckers do....

honestly blaming the watchers for the entity is so boring. do you think these boomer ass cringe gods could come up with something so cryptic and uncanny? didn’t think so. grian obviously found this fucked up rock and just decided to adopt it because he’s insane

HES BACK

i think we should take the watcher!grian headcanon and make it just an accepted part of his friend's lives because its way funnier than it being a big angsty secret

bonus:

I love tumblr

Me every time i write the body for my paper: the masterpiece, the eloquency, the talent, the emotion

Also me: takes 3-5 business days to write an introduction and conclusion

his first crime of many

The bottem hole was hungry. The 100-hour server is starving. It got a taste for lives during Last Life and wants more. Members need to invite people on to die or they will. Grian died because Jimmy managed to live longer than expected. The hungry entity is no longer merely confined to a single hole, it's prevalent through the entire server. It wants blood. It wants death. It will not be satisfied.

"We sacrificed two people to the Hardcore world."

Interesting word choice there

Empires SMP has a GSA but it's just Scott, Joey, Lizzie, and Shubble sitting around and talking shit about the other empires.