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Two Sparks AU
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Bumblebee: How did we end up getting married?
Optimus Prime: I... I'm not sure, honestly.
Bumblebee: Oh, I remember it was in a battle and we basically confess to each other...
Optimus Prime: I was being serious, not knowing what to do if you were gone from this world.
Bumblebee: You know you are too sweet and kind your own good.
Optimus Prime: I'm only sweet for you.
Bumblebee: Uh, are you trying to flirt?
Optimus Prime: Was I?
Bumblebee: Ahah.
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Bumblebee: Strongearm were is Optimus?
Strongarm: I don't know, but I did see him leaving.
Bumblebee: And he just left you here, by yourself?
Strongarm: Uh, yes.
Bumblebee: Ugh, Optimus.
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Bumblebee: Optimus, I need to get up. I have work.
Optimus Prime: I know, just a few more minutes.
Strongarm: Carrier your going to late for your meeting with Miss Windblade.
Bumblebee: Oh scrap, I completely forgot about that.
*Optimus watch as Bumblebee got up and he stared at Strongarm*
Strongarm: Work is more important, Sire.
Optimus Prime: I know Strongarm.
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Bumblebee: Optimus?
Optimus Prime: Uh, sorry, you were saying Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: ... You were staring off.
Optimus Prime: Uh, well... Your wearing a crop top.
Bumblebee: Huh, oh... You can keep staring if you want. *smirks*
Optimus Prime: Huh... *processing information*
Bumblebee: Optimus? Ahah, did I break you?
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Bumblebee: Optimus Prime, you will be fine it's just a sparkling.
Optimus Prime: But what if I drop them?
Ratchet: Optimus, if you can lead an army you can take care of a sparkling.
Bumblebee: Yeah.
Optimus Prime: I still fear for the worst.
Bumblebee: Optimus, you'll be a great Sire.
Optimus Prime: I'm still worried.
Ratchet: Give up Bumblebee, he's not going to listen.
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Bumblebee: Wanna race home?
Optimus Prime: Uuh, I'll pass.
Bumblebee: Wait why?
Optimus Prime: Because you always beat me. *starts to walk away fast*
Bumblebee: Well maybe... *watchs as Optimus transforms and speeds away*
Bumblebee: ... Wait, hold on, that's not fair! *transformed in speeds after him*
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🛻opbee doodles🐝
¿Cómo se hacen fondos?
Buenas a todos. Aquí estoy nuevamente con otro dibujo de klavsteace. Es la primera vez que dibujo un beso jasjajs
Esto es todo, chao c:
I’ve been rewatching Transformers Animated again
Hacker: There’s no difference between subsidising football and subsidising art. Except that a lot more people are interested in football. Sir Humphrey: Our cultural heritage has to be preserved! Hacker: For whom? For people like you, you mean, the educated middle classes. Why should the rest of the country subsidise the pleasures of the middle-class few? Theatre, opera, ballet! Subsidising art in this country is nothing more than a middle-class rip-off. Sir Humphrey: Oh, Minister, how can you say such a thing? Subsidy is about EDUCATION, preserving the pinnacles of our civilisation!
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I binged a couple of Yes Minister episodes when I was sick in bed some time ago. It will always be my favorite comedy, with its perfect cast and excellent script.
Everyone loves Sir Humphrey, but Bernard is my personal fave;p
伯纳德猫和汉弗莱猫的抱抱
just try being a different kind of animal. ok? [x / x / x]
(id in alt text and under the cut, lineart also under the cut!)
[image ID: A Disco Elysium fancomic featuring Harry Du Bois, Titus Hardie, and Kim Kitsuragi. Panel One: In the upper left, there is a text box that reads: "AUTHORITY [Challenging - Failure] - You've ruled out so many bad options now! You'll get them this time for sure. Harry, with a smug expression and a pointed finger, says, "Lol you sipping from your water bottle? Ok dude. Haha." Panel Two: Titus, holding a bottle, has a confused expression as Harry continues, "Enjoy your wa-wa. Bottle baby." Panel Three: Harry, arms crossed and expression confident, says, "When I get thirsty, I get my partner to turn on the hose and I stand six feet back and snap at the jet of water like a dog." Kim can be seen in the back, rubbing at his face in exasperation. Harry has a thought bubble which contains an image of Kim holding a hose and shooting water into Harry's mouth.
A Disco Elysium fancomic featuring Harry Du Bois, and a cat version of Kim Kitsuragi (a small black cat with glasses and an orange jacket). Panel One: Harry puts on the Shades of Self-Destruction, contemplating their appearance with a "Hm…" Siileng is giving him a thumbs-up from the background, saying, "Looking good, officer!" Panel Two: Harry looks over at cat-Kim, and asks, "What do you think?" Panel Three: Cat-Kim, sitting on boxes, looks blankly at Harry. Panel Four: Cat-Kim slaps Harry's face over and over, accompanied by numerous "THWACK" sound effects. Harry is recoiling and the Shades of Self-Destruction are half off his eyes.
A drawing of a dog version of Harry Du Bois. He is a brown dog with shaggy fur. He is standing up and looking off to the side--his eyes are covered with fur. Underneath this drawing, text reads: "Where am I?"
A Disco Elysium fancomic featuring Kim Kitsuragi and a dog version of Harry Du Bois (a medium-sized brown dog wearing Dick Mullen's hat and the horrific necktie). Panel One: Dog-Harry sniffs at a spill on a table. Panel Two: Dog-Harry props himself up onto the table and begins trying to lick the spill. Panel Three: Kim enters with an angry expression, saying, "Hey! No. Yucky." Dog-Harry has a shocked expression. Panel Four: Kim looks sternly at dog-Harry, who turns to look up at Kim with pleading eyes. A lowered-opacity image of a seal sitting on land and looking at the camera with wide, wet eyes is in the upper right of the panel. /end ID]
themis days
OMG ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u really make it😭😭😭😭can't believe my eyes god masterpiece ahhhh I'm going to hang this in my bedroom really
obsessed with the fact these 2 went to school together
You gotta know that there'll always be some fuck up men when you're just a nobody band.
Nobody band held a live in a nobody California livehouse, which suits perfectly. The light was dim, the crowd was lack of interest someway, everything was just not in the Mr.Right style. (what? not that Mr.Right, don't think too much.)
My band was kinda used to this situation, if I had to tell the truth, we played our splendid music and the livehouse paid us, that can be a deal, contract even. However, that day was maybe meant to be different. Then I noticed a guy weaved his way across the crowd, nein, nothing 'bout that people would even care to stand and listen to our music intoxicatedly, it was just something mattered to his style - that style truly is my family through my career, that not-going-to-change style, criminal, drugster style.
Call it a D.A. instinct, for then I witnessed him pulling a bottle of pills out and talking to the girl next to him, they were nearly only an inch below my stage, even less.
For some kinda morality or I simply did not wanna my band's live trans into a drug party, but whatever.
"No drugs here." I grabbed the mic, nevertheless he won't listen to me. Of course! Why would he?
"DO. NOT." I said again. And he showed his middle finger like a fuck-u posture and I saw that youngling was about to take that pill.
Just a single second later I got rid of my guitar and left it roughly on the stage. Somewhat I was glad I didn't choose to bring my fave one today, 'cause that I'm certainly going to regret after all this. But right now, I don't give a shit.
I jumped right to that guy, from the stage, just like diving. Might astonish my teammates? Egal was soll's, but I heard my drummer shout something like "KLAV!!" while Daryan solo for a few sentences, definitely. God his solo sucks.
And yep, I punched him straight on his face and I think I did break a few teeth of him because the bleed just leaked out of the corner of his mouth. And he punched me and I punched him, punches, punches, punches, balabala... Until the hooter rang through California's night. I gonna leave an "Opps." here, ja, I can be a boring guy sometimes.
Daryan didn't say a word while that goddamn police took me away. Fine, wonder what you guys can do without your first guitarist and perfect singer. Nein, I knew he's not going to leave and I won't lose my D.A. place and I'm NOT going to pay that fucking impolite dude damages.
So it even took him a while to get me out of this damn place. Whatever, I thought it might be better to hold our future lives in our popedom. At least in that way police won't be a trouble. Never.
"Screw u. " I said. Kicking a stone away, leaving that lockup behind.
Daryan didn't seem to be mad as usual. Shrugs. I guessed he wanna say something like ur welcome but he said,
"That was a freaking good sucker punch."
doing things to this guy's theme music.
About something that Seb accidentally arrive at Barbieland (whatever I just wanna to draw this
idk if this is a ship you give any fucks about but klavier/sebastian hcs :3c
YAS! THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL SHIP!!!
[I care about and love all non-problematic ships. As long as it's not illegal in my book, then yes I'll make headcanons of it.]
Alr, here we go!!
Klavier and Sebastian were neighbours/neighbors when they were 10-15 and they knew each other back then. They got along really well and Sebastian was really sad that Klavier was gonna go back to his home country [Germany] to study law. He promised him he'd come back in 2 years and they called and FaceTimed each other a LOT during these 2 years.
When Klavier came back, he immediately hugged Sebastian in the airport and said "You have no idea how much I love you and how much I missed you..." and he straight up kissed Sebastian on the lips and that was Klavier's confession and how they came to be.
Miles does NOT assign them to work on cases together because he knows that Klavier will keep flirting with Sebastian and they will not get any progress done. So he always assigns them on cases separately.
When they wake up on their first off day of the week, they play Super Mario and when they get tired of it, they'll play some awful mobile games that Klavier has downloaded the night before or they'll play some random horror games that Sebastian found somehow until they hug each other in fear and are unable to sleep and jump at every little sound they hear.
On their 2nd and final off day of the week, they build forts and use some wooden swords that they bought and then playfully sword-fight, have pillow fights and at the end of the fay, they try to make dinner but fail miserably and order takeout.
They both do the dumbest things without thinking at all. They almost burned the prosecutors building twice, they stole Simon's and Nahyuta's spare katanas, tried to play with them but ended up almost breaking the katanas somehow and yes they were chased to the ends of the earth by Simon and Nahyuta. They tried to steal one of Franziska's whips, Franziska caught them and they made off with the whip as she was chasing them to the ends of the earth.
They watch movies and then discuss them very thoroughly right after. They memorise/memorize things VERY quickly and they remember all the lines that they liked.
LH
I'm sorry that I didn't post anyone yesterday, thank you for your kind words and praise. Here's Detective Gumshoe for you!!
🤲🤲here's Sebastian Debeste, just like we wanted!!! my works are not popular yet, but I would be glad if they spread! I really want someone to use these schemes😔😔who should I make next? can you rate the work?
Silly coworkers in love <3
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good day to all!!! I noticed that there are practically no characters in pixel form in the Ace Attorney fandom. and I decided to fix it by making more than 40 characters!! I would like to share Horace's schemes and see the opinion of people reading tumblr. do you think it turned out okay? posting others? who would you like to see? also, I have thc with such schemes, I am glad to see any person
Klavseb fans we really need to huddle for warmth, otherwise we are going to frozen!!!! So is there ANYONE wanna talk with me😭(guess noone(sob(SOB