Latest Posts by dickblaster2000 - Page 3
sometimes I see art so beautiful on this app I have to sit and make incomprehensible noises for a few seconds upon seeing it
I used to have nightmares about the evil model magic man
these stemmed from me being mad someone mixed my model magic
The evil model magic man
(Mod note, this is actually trauma I share with him)
how the fuck did joe biden get prostate cancer and not trump as well
IT WAS I!!!!!!! except actually I accidentally fucked up my spell while aiming for trump it bounced and went for biden. 😞
i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
when I get so sad again about someone I have to start listening to the smiths again
i could blog better than this but i won't
Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then
any fruit a day keeps the doctor away if you throw it hard enough
an apple a day keeps the doctor away but so does poverty
Interesting, I don't like apples
Thank God I'm poor
