Latest Posts by dickblaster2000 - Page 2
Hate when I lay down and my back Does that Thing. where it shoots like stinging pain through my spine for a few seconds and then is like "actually I'm okay now lol" and goes away.
my favorite genre of wilson
pear family
What would u do if I came to ur house at 4:56 am and strategically placed one (1) orange on your roof and then ran away
I'd be sad, because you didn't stay, then I'd wonder how you got on my roof
I get such little reach on here sometimes I feel like im just talking to myself like Hell yeah you go Me
my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
faggot!!!
who taught him that word
Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE
asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
redrew my old gacha OC expecting to be a hater but like .. she's lowk a cutie ???? like ... 8 year old me might have been on to some shit
Microwave hot dog
it looks rubbery like it's gonna sqyeak when u bite into it 😭
I took a shit and it looked like a turkey
I want to formulate a response to this but I do NOT know what to say 💔💔🥀🥀
I wonder if it's like finding a specifically shaped chip. Try listing it on eBay 😇
insightful commentary pal. 10/10 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it
reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
it's been a long week... pass the yaoi!