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hear me out. solider x nurse blackinnon with past prongsfoot, but james died in the war
They’re so Orpheus and Eurydice. But like. If Eurydice went willingly down so Orpheus could live, and Orpheus gouged out his eyes so he wouldn’t fail.
Partially inspired by this post and, you know, everything i love being orpheus and eurydice in some way
i think my biggest issue with the “i wish i was a lesbian so i wouldnt have to date men” people (other than the obvious neglect of homophobia) is that i am a lesbian not because i hate men but because i LOVE women
we are not on the same level
the universe made u straight cuz i would not be a good enough lesbian sorry you failed the audition
the fundamental criteria for being a lesbian is loving women; hating men is a cheap knock-off, and you’re misinterpreting our scripture
“im supposed to be a lesbian, i hate men ” you say, yet you still centre men gtfo rookie
coronabeth “i want to devote my whole life and soul and body to you; one flesh, one end and be your cav, because i’m in love with you and i choose you” tridentarius
judith “i must refuse you becuase i put honour and duty above all else and a cav-necro relationship is something holy to my values; i cannot be your necro because i love you” deuterous
also make me sick
harrowhark “my whole existence is the result of 200 dead children, i am the product of sacrifice and have to live with the guilt of that everyday. i am in love with a corpse and i puppet my dead parents around so i am not alone. i cannot take another loss” nonagesimus
gideon “i gave my life for you and you didnt even want it, even worse you refuse to accept it, wasting my sacrifice. you lobotomized yourself to forget everything i did for you—you refuse to embrace the life i have provided you over and over again, and now im stuck as a reanimated corpse” nav
and
coronabeth “i am sick with heartbreak and jealousy that you didnt murder and consume me, your other half, refusing to let me join you on your journey forwards, instead giving that honor to some dick they assigned us. I am dejected and maimed” tridentarius
ianthe “you are the last person i would kill—i would kill myself first without hesitation rather than lay a finger on you. i cannot live without you and i could not live myself if i was the one who removed you from this world” tridentarius
My first piece for @drawprongsfootbadly lololol
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64306042
I did it! :)
I’m planning an au fic where Maysilee wins the 50th hunger games 🤭 it’ll centre around life as a mentor, up until the end of the 74th games
and she’s also a lesbian in it duh
reggie being james little brother </3
obsessed with it
So I know I’m out here on my own, but I literally love writing platonic Jegulus. So much snark. So much eye rolling. So much Regulus throwing up into a bucket when James and Sirius kiss in front of him ❤️
"I could never imagine Sirius and Lily kissing! Eww!" Well, you might not, but James Potter definitely would be on the front seat of it, milady.
I know I'm late with this. It took me way too long, but I had already startet it and didn't want to wait until next year, so:
here's how I imagine them celebrating James' 65th birthday. Just sitting in the garden with their loved ones, eating cake and having fun. They are alive and old and grey and happy ok!
i came across that post where someone redrew the cougar diva with piercings but they gave her the disney feminization treatment and it pmo !! shes a stud! a butch! an androgynous baddie! i had to do smth about it
no one asked, but i wanna yap :)
her name is Eulalia “Bodach Bairn” Teufel, a teifling fighter, former pirate captain, and now lich.
at 11 she accidentally killed the captain of an infamous and ancient pirate crew, The Southern Kraken, by shoving him over a railing when he groped her mother, the barmaid. following pirate inheritance law, eulalia became the new captian.
for the next nine years she strove to prove herself as a good captain, paralyzed with fear that one of her crew members would kill her im her sleep as revenge for their former captain or ambition for her position.
until during a sea battle in the midst of a violent storm, The Callisto sunk. Like a the good captain she had been spending the better part of a decade fighting to be for honour and survival, Eulalia tied herself to the mast and went down with her ship.
But the universe would not accept her sacrifice, dishonouring her for life. Eulalia found herself washed up on the shores of a foreign country, and ashamed of her failures as a captain she resigned herself to a life of gambling and drinking.
Rory was the one to pull her out of her wallowing; a mediocre abjuration wizard in search of a fighter. for the next three years they worked together (along with the rest of their party) on quests, building trust and friendship. She told him about her survivors guilt and her ultimate goal of finding true honour.
While fighting a white drake, Eulalia and her party—save Rory—perished. Eulalia got her dream: a hero’s death. Rory, who’s main function in the party was support, had landed in his worst nightmare. His friends were dead, and he had survived. He spent hours searching for any cleric or druid to help save his friends, months searching for someone to resurrect them, and years working to afford a spell that could, but it was too late.
There was only one option: turn them all into Liches. For the next 20 years Rory worked, cracking the secrets to lich-dom, until finally, after losing many pieces of himself in the process, he brought his friends back to un-life.
Unfortunately, he was not a necromancer, nor even a particularly skilled wizard at all, so something went wrong. None of them remembered him upon waking, and everytime he tried to remind them or even say his own name they immediately forgot again.
Crushed that he couldn’t get his friends back, but comforted by the thought that at least they could continue to live their lives, he let them go, and resolutely slaughtered people every full moon to feed their phylactories.
Eulalia awoke, yet again failing to die with honour. The universe simply did not think she was worthy. Now, she found, she could not die at all, lich as she was. It didn’t take their party long to notice the missing villagers each full moon, and to realize that someone was killing innocent people to keep them alive. Not only was she not a hero, but she was also an abomination.
After months of living as a lich, Eulalia slowly started to properly mourn her concept of a good captain, realizing that maybe there was life after tragedy, swimming after the ship sinks.
Until her memories were returned. It wasn’t the universe that denied her honour, it was someone she considered her closest confidant. She wasn’t being given a pass by the gods, but rather stripped of being a hero by her friend. Someone who knew how much survivors guilt had haunted her.
my dnd oc <3 i could talk for hours about the campaign my dm home-brewed, but the theme is grief
John is like the main guy from Yesterday, but instead of forgetting the Beatles everyone forgot catholicism and tumblr memes
the "I'm not a drinker myself" to gradually becoming an alcoholic to numb out the pain pipeline
the "I don't want them to change me. turn me into something I'm not" to being turned into a mutt version of himself pipeline
the "I do everything in my power to protect my sister" to losing her anyway pipeline
read a prongsfoot smutty one-shot, and "orgasm" was misspelled as "organism," so that about sums up how my day is going so far
thank you @antarescamusxo !!
@whowhatwhenwhereandwhynot @del-stars @sirius-blacks-official-girl
Tag game!!!
Make yourself with this lovely picrew<33
I also put this as my pfp bc its just so cute agsgsfsfs
Npt!!: @faeyells @losver07 @dutifullynervouscreation @woefulstar @butterli5 @dont-turn-left @lil-nerd-who-likes-hot-people @andreainlove @starlit-syncopation @cool-lesbian-is-here @emo-remus-lupin @everythingsbetterunderthestars @jam-pots
fool me once… shame on you… fool me you can’t get fooled again!
on the 'bushism' wikipedia page with tears in my eyes... probably one of the stupidest guys to ever do it
The only reason I know Mari is dead is because I just know she would’ve written a tell all bestseller novel about surviving the wilderness followed by a reality show and an infamous Oprah interview that rivals Prince Harry’s
“reg was the golden child” NO he was a ugly wet cat loser spare
sirius was everything his parents wanted: bold, loud, posh, strong, tall, intelligent, selfish, confident; up until he become a blood traitor
he wanted everything sirius had: his parent’s approval, intelligence, popularity, good looks, strength
sirius even bestied with muggles and ran away from home to live with blood traitors and STILL his parents kept him as the heir
no wonder reg joined voldy. his parents may have not approved of the guy, but reg was primed to be sucked into a cult by a really handsome, conniving brunette who promises that he’s superior as a birthright
regulus failed hslf his classes
you hear someone screaming “and he was tall! he also didn’t give a fuck about his hair or appearance” as they drag a third roommate into your padded cell
"BUFF SIRIUS" i scream as they drag me into the white room "HE WAS BUFF AND LEAN AND HE HAD MUSCLES" i keep screaming while they strap me to a chair "HE'S NOT A TWINK" they silence me and put me in a strait jacket
i love how suzanne just gives us a little treat by mentioning the katniss plant every book. like here u go. ik u miss our girl. she's fine. enjoy lowercase katniss
I’m planning an au fic where Maysilee wins the 50th hunger games 🤭 it’ll centre around life as a mentor, up until the end of the 74th games
and she’s also a lesbian in it duh
"Yeah," said Harry, "but he just attacked Snape for no good reason, just because - well, just because you said you were bored," he finished with a slightly apologetic note in his voice.
All I'm trying to say is - ugh, never mind.
plus sized lily, HUGE nosed James, and butt ugly wet rat remus plssss
BRO LET THE MARAUDERS CHARACTERS BE UGLY
I'm so serious about this plsss they cannot all possibly be conventionally attractive
Genuinely though most fanart of the marauders characters is like INSANELY different from what they look like in canon,, which in a lot of cases is fine like I think making the marauders cast more diverse is a lot more fun and less boring and uh yes I'm a fan but this means more than making them different races/ethnicities this means making them different body types and different facial features
Because even though we pride ourselves on making the fandom super diverse and shit we still make all the characters adhere to like eurocentric beauty standards, and the only characters that don't look like fucking super models are characters the fandom generally dislikes.
a lot of times fanart is the same exact button nose, more like white facial features and the only difference is that some characters are darker than others and MAYBE they'll have different hair textures.
Just because a character isn't attractive to you doesn't mean they're suddenly a bad character or objectively unattractive.
plssss can we start diversifying the marauders cast (also I'm not gonna like beat people up if they keep drawing all the characters the same like you choose how you engage in fandom I'm just personally tired of this)
i can't get over ianthe trying to convince gideon how fucking little she means to harrow by comparing her to corona; that harrow never loved her bc she didn't want to remember her and ianthe herself would never let go of anything coronabeth. love is a revenant; you keep strands of hair and envelopes and a note that says good morning. because you can't help it.
and then we get fucking hit by magnus telling harrow that her burying gideon in her mind is her keeping gideon's things like a lover keeping old notes. that she's stuffed her away in a drawer she can't look at, that her keeping gideon like that is her version of keeping that ripped-up dance card. and it's so cruel for harrow to hear that abigail has to speak up and try to hold him back.
this is what he did when he broke out of azkaban
dug that boy up and had a snack
let Sirius eat James. I know he wants to. #morecannibalsiriuspleaseee
prongsfoot as lottienat?
i v much agree with the sirius as the leader of marauders rather than james thing but like. james is the religious leader if you know what i mean?? like its james that says sirius is the leader so the others should follow him, its james that doesn't tell them what to do like sirius & isn't obviously in charge like sirius but he's there & he's got power & could potentially get sirius replaced if he so wishes (he just never would)
we, as a society, need more:
evil lily evans
whump james potter
creep remus lupin
happy sirius black
asshole peter pettigrew
crybaby barty crouch jr
unhinged sybill trelawaney
anxious xenophilius lovegood
i’m listening 👀
the best genre of media is lesbians who cannibalize each other