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Ok, so I'm playing swtor right now and I'm wondering why is there a big pickle in the middle of the Dune Sea? Like, it's distressing...
Just imagine somebody inviting the sith and jedi for dinner, (with a rule of no fighting or killing) how would the sith react
who arranged this dinner??Ā
vader: sits right across from obi-wan, an ominous staring contest silently brewing between them. whenever obi-wan lifts a forkful of food to his mouth, vader flings it across the room, aiming for yoda. thatās what you get, you shitty green goblin.
sidious:Ā āso how about that order 66, crazy amiright lmaoā
maul: also sitting near obi-wan, biting into his food ferociouslyānot that obi-wan is phased much anymore (āplease maul, at least chew with your mouth closedā). it is taking a lot of restraint to not kill every jedi sitting there. grins maliciously at qui-gon, who gives him the middle finger.
savage: he hates all of them. they only think of him as a monster, and he doesnāt bother to correct them. pays more attention to his food than any of the jedi, except for that eeth koth dude. thatās a zabrak, right?? why is his hair so long?? eeth mistakes his staring for hostility and scooches away from him.
asajj: she taunts the jedi sitting around her, especially that luminara bitch (ābarriss really did look better with my lightsabers. not that you ever cared, of courseā). attempts to shove a fork down quinlan vosās throat.Ā
dooku: doesnāt say anything, eating slowly and elegantly while peering condescendingly at the jedi. the amount of insufferable fools at dinner has doubled, only this time theyāre all self-righteous bastards. avoids eye-contact with qui-gon
kylo: he should hate all of them, he really should, but he canāt help the curiosity brewing in his mind. some of them look so fierce and angry⦠that windu guy especially. of course he flings some of his food at obi-wan in honor of grandpa vader.
nihilus: wears aĀ ākiss the chefā apron even though he didnāt make the food. any jedi who try to make conversation with him start to feel weary, except for qui-gon. qui-gon is interesting and has pretty hair.Ā
grievous: yet another person who has it out for obi-wan. since he canāt eat, heās the one serving the food. all of obi-wanās portions are pitiful, unless itās a food he dislikes (āHAVE ANOTHER SERVING OF BANTHA LIVER, GENERALā).
inquisitor: behaves like dooku, but with a lot more talking. offers his raw slices of meat to the disgusted jediāexcept for eeth koth and shaak ti, who graciously accept food befitting their carnivorous palate. at first heās bitter and snarky with his former friends, but slowly becomes civil and even⦠friendly? Ā
lana: basically the only nice one at the table. strikes up a nice conversation with mace windu, actually getting him to smile (thus crumbling reality and plunging the star wars universe into chaos)
bonus!revan: the one who arranged the dinner. his spinach dip is delicious.
Iāve been seeing a lot of people comparing Kylo Ren and Darth Revan, mostly because of shipping Kylo Ren with Rey like Revan is shipped with Revan and Bastila. Mostly cus Kylo and Rey are white and people like to imagine Revan as white. Revan and Kylo are the furthest things from each other and For all you new canon fans who know nothing about Revan or legends canon, buckle your fucking seatbelts kids
The Differences:
Revan has no canon gender in the games.
Revan at a young age was considered a prodigy. I mean the best. The absolute best at everything. Seriously: Racing, Force powers, Charismatic, great leader, yet this made them too confident in their abilities where they felt like he knew better then the Jedi. Revan had no known family or loved when while with the Order.
Kylo Ren is a powerful dark side user, but his power is unstable and the only force users weāve seen him fight, heās lost to every time: Snoke, Rey, and Luke. Finn even had him on the ropes. He was raised in a loving home and came from a very privileged and powerful family.
Revan went against the wills of the Jedi and went to war with the Mandalorians, a culture of warriors who were destroying the Galaxy. When Revan found out that the Sith were actually responsible for the war they left to finish them off but was tortured to the dark side.
As far as we know Kylo Ren joined the dark side cause he was already falling to it and felt that Luke betrayed him after Luke thought about killing himā¦Gods I hate TLJ
Revan became the biggest threat to the galaxy with their apprentice Malak, yet after Malak betrays him, Revan is captured by the Jedi and is brainwashed by the Jedi to think they are a good person. Good Revan fights with the Jedi till they remembers that their actually Darth Revan, they chooses to remain on the side of the Jedi, fights Malak, Redeema the fallen Bastila, offers their old friend and appreciate Malak redemption, Who refuses, then goes off to save the Galaxy.
Kylo is in full control of his actions and kills people in cold blood, like defenseless family members. Every chance at redemption he rejects and by the last movie he has become the Big Bad himself.
Revan was one of the strongest Jedi/Sith of their time and ever. They created their own legacy and fell to the dark side for noble reasons and at the first chance of redemption, they took it. Kylo Ren is not Revanā¦not even close. His wardrobe resembles Revanās but that is only cus Revan based their Sith outfit onā¦the Sith.
This is another stupid ass parallel Iāve noticed that only exists for aesthetic reasons. Bastila and Rey are both white, British, and they use staff weaponsā¦yup exactly alike!
Bastila wss born and raised with the Jedi. Very knowledgeable of other words and a skilled Jedi through decades of training. Bastila though is very repressed in her emotions, jealous of her lack of natural abilities, yet firmly believes in the Jedi and fights the Sith. Her talents are mostly that of a Jedi
Rey as of now is a nobody bullshit and has no connections to the Jedi and is just natural and everything from piloting to force combat and lightsaber combat. Her knowledge is limited due to her lack of education, yet she is very clever. She has a very good grasp on her emotions.
Bastila is captured and mentally tortured till she joins the dark side and only goes back to the light when Revan redeems her.
Rey is captured and mentally tortured twice yet doesnāt fall to the dark side st either times and continues to be her own hero.
Rey and Bastila are barely alike beyond looks. White and British with a staff. If anything, Rey is more like Revan.
Kylo Ren is more like Malak.
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Now the rest of the song doensāt really go with kotor at all but this one line stuck with me.
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