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I would totally read it
au idea: baby Revan gets picked up by Mandalorians. He’s never found by the Jedi bc Clan Whatever is running around the outer rim and never runs into Kae. Somehow he still ends up discovering his powers and sort-of teaches himself how to control them. Mand’alore appoints him head strategist during the Mandalorian Wars.
exactly how kriffed is the republic?
We rise and we fall
And we break
And we make our mistakes
Obi-Wan: what the fuck
Yoda: language
Obi-Wan: fuck what the
Yoda: better
we all excited for tonight :P
imperial intelligence subordinate: darth jadus is here to see you again.
keeper:
Honestly, I kind of want to see Maul saying "I told you so" to Ahsoka when clones attack them.
Because that would do something a little good to my shattered heart. I'm so not ready for tommorow's episode :___:
Okay, but Czerka Corp is the ultimate Star Wars villian and you can't convince me otherwise
oh my GOD the republic fleet is REPULSIVE. all that brown and gold??? ATROCIOUS. water fountains? LAME AS HELL. nasty brown floors? LOOKS LIKE MCDONALD BATHROOM. weird yellowish lighting? DISGUSTING AND GOD AWFUL.
now the IMPERIAL FLEET? HELL yeah. all that grey and black and red? GORGEOUS AS HELL. those sharp angles and fluorescent lights? SO RAD. shiny hexagonal floors? VERY NICE! hazardous bottomless pits? FUCKING AWESOME
This has to be one of my all time favourite ambient conversations in any game ever.
The idea that Imperials frequently blow their own cover by being too neat is hilarious to me
“It’s just a morality tale, it’s obvious which gift is best, which one you’d choose –”
The three of them spoke at the same time: Hermione said, “the Cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry said, “the stone.”
no one ever talks about the subgenre of harry potter fanfiction that was greg and angelina johnson having a miserable empty relationship bc she’s only with greg because she’s pining after his dead twin. I assume this is bc so many people got invested in fred and angelina after they went to the yule ball I guess and then jk posted that family tree that confirmed greg and angelina got married. well guys I hate to tell you this but I think she just forgot which twin went to the ball with her
EDIT: it has been brought to my attention I forgot the other weasley’s name was george. I am part of the problem
@deadcatwithaflamethrower I was just linked this and I felt you needed to see it. I cannot stop laughing and I’m wheezing from the effort of trying to stop.
Cara gave it to him
Star Wars | SC 38 Reimagined
Vaylin was trouble from the start. She made furniture move while she was still in the womb. Tore droids apart as a toddler. Once, a guard dropped a ball she tossed. Vaylin crippled him.
I never knew I have a fear of falling before I went to Arcanum, what the hell is this place and why are there no walkways.
But imagine
THIS WEEK, ON THE HOLONET:
BLASTFEED: 22 hilarious memes to read before you get cut in half by your apprentice
BLASTFEED: An Ex-Slave Just Defeated A Darth In A Kaggath And Took His Seat And We’re All Losing It
BLASTFEED: 18 Of The Most Screwed Up Force Users
There’s so much potential and I’m cackling, please post ideas!!!
I've just finished Belasvis Sith Warrior's storyline and I REALLY hope Somminic Timmns will appear somewhere later because he's got such good chemistry with my Sith Warrior.
sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses.
Yes, the Child is going to enormously outlive the Mandalorian, and Din will probably never get to see him as anything older than a toddler, but you know what? The Child is going to remember Din forever. As many guardians and mentors as he has throughout his life, he will always remember Din as the first and as his favorite. When people ask about his family, he will tell them about the Mandalorian. When he thinks of his father, he’ll think of Din. He’ll inscribe the Mudhorn signet into his lightsaber. Even when he’s 900 years old and a revered Jedi master, he’ll make sure everyone knows that he is Mando’ade, a foundling, and that his father was the greatest Mandalorian to ever live. They may not get many years together, but the Child is going to carry Din Djarrin with him for the rest of his life.
jaskier has known geralt for so long that he can read him like a book. he’s memorized every shift in his posture, knows what it means when he flexes his fingers or taps his foot on the floor or his mouth twitches almost imperceptibly
and over the years, he’s become very familiar with interpreting geralt’s emotive hmm’s, down to every inflection and lilt in his tone, even though nobody else knows what on earth is going on
someone asks geralt for a favor at an obscure bar
geralt, emotionless: hmm
jaskier, not even bothering to look up from his food: he said no
a drunk rando: look, the butcher of blaviken!
geralt: hmm
jaskier, taking a sip of his drink: i suggest you run
ciri: geralt, can you help me with this?
geralt, in another room: hmm
jaskier, in yet another room: he’ll be right there!
jaskier, strumming a new tune on his lute: how does this sound?
geralt: hmm
jaskier: yeah, i like it too
in the middle of an argument
jaskier: are you even listening?
geralt: hmm
jaskier: oh - you - how dare - don’t even start -
sometimes they have entire conversations where it’s just jaskier rambling, pausing briefly so geralt can go hmm, before he goes right? that’s exactly what i thought, and everyone else around them is completely baffled because how the hell does he understand him?
it gets to the point where people immediately look to jaskier to translate when geralt is being particularly unresponsive
(bonus)
jaskier: what are we gonna do once we get back to the inn?
geralt: hmm
jaskier, letting out a scandalized gasp: geralt, save it for the bedroom!
#enjoy the ride i do
No one:
Not a single soul:
Overseer Harkuun every 2 seconds: ...SLAVE!
Mando teaching us how to adopt a child in episode 3
Detective Pikachu dancing!