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fuck yeah house md papas shit IDK

made by the wife

i js wanna get out of this house

Guillermo just wanted us to suffer

Guess who got kicked out of school but the coding program still wants them?….teehee…

(Wtf do I do…)

WDYM YOU STILL WANT ME?….

Just met Dylan Sprouse while walking with my brother down Laugavegur. What is life

THE ENDINGGGG I CANNNT OH MY GOD ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! this is so hot

could you write subby Dave x reader?and like the reader is teasing him and he got tired and yk, like stops being subby and the reader now is the subby?if you want add kinks for Dave, like idk, spitt kink?spanking?hair pulling?and all that 🤭

hi anon!! firstly i'm so so sorry that it's taken me a while to reach your request, my inbox was a little full and it got buried :(

but i absolutely love this idea! something about this feels very... accurate?? idk how to describe it but it feels like something that would actually happen with dave lol.

like he'd be underneath you, wriggling around, biting his lips as you work a light hand over his cock. he keeps whining and pleading for you to touch him properly, to put it inside you, but you only shush him and tell him to " be a good boy" and take whatever you give him. the more he begs the more teasing, more cruel you become. you hover over his cock, barely pushing the head of his cock in before you pull yourself away from him again.

this goes on for only a few minutes, but it seems like forever to dave, but he finally feels you begin to sink yourself lower on his cock and he's almost howling in pleasure, feeling delirious from the lack of proper stimulation. the sounds of pleasure quickly turn into growls of frustration, as you teasingly rise off of his cock once more.

dave's actions are so quick that you don't realize that your face is pressed into the mattress until you're struggling to breathe. in an instant, he's manhandled you until your face is shoved into the damp, sweat-soaked sheets and your ass is high up in the air, with your legs spread for him.

"i'm sick and tired of your shit," dave growls out between gritted teeth. you try to turn to face him, to try and say something to regain dominance, but before you can, dave spits in your open mouth and slams his cock into yours.

as you wriggle in his grasp, dave drills into your heat, delivering heavy-handed spanks to your ass, making the skin feel hot under his touch.

"s'too much," you whine, and subconsciously try to inch yourself away from his powerful thrusts.

dave yanks you back onto his dick by your hair, and sneers in a condescending tone, "it hurts? aw, that's too bad, hun. now be a good girl and take what i give you."

PH MY GOD?!?+(1[[

MEAN DAVE WITH A DEGRATION KINK MEAN DAVE WITH A DEGRATION KINK MEAN DAVE ..... him js using your body for his own pleasure, pulling at your hair n fucking u so hard n fast that your just going limp n screaming. i can imagine him shoving his fingers down your throat n saying smt like "shut up, fuckin slut. need the neighbors to hear you getting railed? your such a fucking whore." AND SPIT KINK OMLLMSKLWLN

SAGE OMG YESSSSSSS!!! dave would be so rough and mean with you!! like imagine he's fucking you from behind and he's got a grip on your hair, pulling your head back far enough to make eye contact with you. and then he spits in your open mouth. no warning. nothing. and when you don't swallow right away because it took you off guard, he yanks your hair harder and tells you to quit being a stupid slut and swallow it. i think sometimes he'd spit on you whether your mouth was open or not; your his, and he can do whatever he damn well pleases. and if he spits on you and you smile back? he's fucking into harder, calling you his personal fuck toy.

i need this man in a way that is concerning to feminism

SHIT

"was i kind?" FUCK YOU

HARLAN GUTHRIE WHEN I GET YOU