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Theory: Harry Styles can fall asleep anywhere, anytime.

Lets examine the evidence (there is a surprising amount to get through):

Harry often falls asleep in beds

and on couches

(Especially if those couches are at a commercial shoot) 

(or at a music video shoot)

He falls asleep on deck chairs

and on Chaise Lounges (because he's a posh little git)

He falls asleep in cars

A lot

Literally everytime he gets in one, he falls asleep.

He also seems to think his bandmates are very comfy beds. 

Especially Liam

(I am not sure Liam is entirely OK with this)

He likes sleeping with other people (not that way):

his sister

baby lux

and sometimes even a giant teddy

he really likes sleeping with that giant teddy

Once he replaced teddy bears and people with alcohol

I bet he wishes he hadn't

Sometimes, he gives up and just falls asleep on the floor

On the floor outside even.

Harry falls asleep in places that it shouldn't be possible to fall asleep:

Like this

and this

And whatever the fuck this is

Zayn worries for your joints when you sleep like that, Harry

Sometimes Harry even falls asleep on stage.

Luckily, the rest of the band know how to deal with it by now

Bribery also helps

Harry sleeping is kind of brilliant, however, because when he wakes up he looks like this.

and does this

BONUS PICTURES OF HARRY SLEEPING:

Foetus Harry Sleeping 

Harry 'pretending' to sleep on iCarly

  Naked Harry sleeping, (with extra Zayn)

Harry falling asleep while being petted

Miley knows what Harry wants

Somewhere comfy to sleep.

The absolute End.

 I can't believe I spent my evening doing this shit.

Me after seeing some of the WORST KINKS on AO3(bathroom kinks, r*pe and n*nc*n, zoo***la

(Also sorry for being gone for so long Uni is tiring)