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TEN ⟡ PAINT ME NAKED

NCT 127 when you don’t get it lifted:

Johnny when you don’t wakey-wakey:

NCT dream when you need their love:

WayV when you can’t hear it calling:

NCT U when you don’t open your eyes:

Mark when you think ya big boi throwin’ three stacks:

cinematic parallels

10VLEY NATION LETS GOOOOOO

Me, who also makes ramen without boiling the water first:

NOT BABY DON’T STOP AND BLACK ON BLACK NOOOOOO 💀💀💀

throughout this whole vid you could just sense how much they wanted to adopt every pet there (esp. ten with the cats and xiaojun with the dogs)

anyway the members are gonna return home to see louis, leon and bella holding signs up saying “welcome home cheaters! you’re evicted :D”

wayv’s next comeback is delayed because they’re adopting all of these new friends 🐱🐶🐾

Poor Louis keeps evolving like a pokémon

WayV 威神V 'Nectar' MV dropped

Omg my first edit video :3

I had tried doing voice to text for the neos names a while back and the results were glorious

ok but CONSIDER

WinWin: h-

The entirety of NCT:

Not Louis just ignoring him because this kind of thing probably happens at least three times a day

210430 YANGYANG IG Story

concept: an nct subunit for the members that are whipped for winwin but it’s just nct 2020 because every member is whipped for winwin

Anyone who thinks Kun is actually still sane is stuck in the pre-WayV era. Ever since he debuted with WayV his sanity ran for the hills and I don’t expect it to come back

This is why NCT’s concept is to have infinite members. In an alternate universe they’re just all Kun and the many lives he lives.

BBQ bar singer Kun, WayV’s leader and the dreamies’ father Kun, the Kun with a bachelor’s degree, Kun-ge, pilot Kun, the lists of Kuns go on

I’m waiting for the day WayV just invent a whole new language called louleobellese or sichengese or something

CONSIDER

(I’m assuming this was made before Shotaro and Sungchan joined, so I’ll add them to houses 5 and 3 respectively)

House 1: Taeyong, Ten, Jungwoo, and they’re all giving the silent treatment

Pros:

- you can basically do whatever you want if they aren’t talking to you

- you’ve got Taeyong so the house will be nice and clean, and you can experience his holy cooking

- Taeyong and Ten mean you’ll have fish and cats to hang out with

- it’s never a boring day when Ten and Jungwoo, NCT’s confident gays, are in the same room

- imagine the gossip between these three that you can just listen in on

Cons:

- not bad for you, per se, but Louis and Leon mean those fish might not last too long

- Jungwoo’s probably gonna have a weird ass sleeping setup with the members like his current room with Jaehyun. Again not really bad, just weird.

- you can’t talk to them because they’re giving you the silent treatment

- no fruit if Ten’s there

Loophole: it wasn’t specified how long they’d be giving you the silent treatment for

House 2: Kun, Hendery, Jaemin, but you can only communicate by shouting as loud as you can

Pros:

- pure chaos

- Kun can cook and keep people alive; Hendery and Jaemin cannot

- waking up early won’t be a problem because you won’t be sleeping in the first place

- you finally have a good reason to buy those nice sound cancelling headphones you wanted

Cons:

- pure chaos

- I’ll give it three days for Kun to completely go insane

- between Hendery’s chaotic self and Jaemin’s espresso shots nobody’s getting any sleep ever

- those sound cancelling headphones won’t even work though because MinDery are too loud

Loophole: ha good luck there isn’t one

House 3: Doyoung, WinWin, Jeno, Sungchan, but the smoke alarm is on low battery and is beeping the whole time

Pros:

- seukka seukka

- Doyoung can keep the house clean

- WinWin would probably do chores out of boredom too

- Jeno will probably make beeping noises right with the smoke alarm, so at least it’ll be funny

- Sungchan can experience firsthand Doyoung’s wrath. Wait... is this a pro or a con??

Cons:

- until you’ve been kept up at night by a chirping smoke alarm, you have not felt true pain and suffering

- WinWin will probably cut all his hair off by the time quarantine is over. He’s barely got any sanity left please let him keep the crumbs he still has

- Doyoung may keep the house clean but he gets angry

- Sungchan’s tall enough to fix the alarm but bold of you to assume he knows how

Loophole: gl

House 4: Taeil, Lucas, Xiaojun, Chenle, but the only food is plain toast

Pros:

- Lucas came up with the idea of having different varieties of drinks to replace to blandness of having plain toast everyday

- Taeil, Chenle and Lucas are total party animals so no day would be boring

- Xiaojun and Chenle means you get Bella and Daegal too

- since you can only eat toast, Xiaojun can’t make his questionable oreo microwave cake

Cons:

- Chenle’s gonna lose it and cut Daegal’s hair again, save her

- Bella better watch out in case Chenle comes for her next

- Chef Moon Taeil is quaking because all they can eat is toast

- You just can’t let Haechan know you were spending time with Daegal because he will end you

- the house will probably be a mess since Taeil is part of the 10th floor and Xiaojun and Lucas are part of the WayV dorms. And Chenle

- Bella’s gonna pee on the floor again and Xiaojun will have had enough at that point and leave the house to go join the goose mafia

Loophole: the toast has to be plain, which I’d assume means you can’t have anything on it. Nothing mentions the kind of toast. You got wheat toast, white toast, rye toast, etc.

House 5: Yuta, Mark, Renjun, Jisung, Shotaro, but the house is super haunted

Pros:

- Mark freestyle rapping while everyone else is screaming and getting chased around by evil spirits

- Yuta would tell scary ghost stories to freak everyone out but you’d probably cackle at Mark’s scared face. “I- I’m not scared, dude. Nah, yo”

- Taro’s safe because nobody can get angry at his cuteness and he’s too pure to be haunted by anything. The spirits love him

- Mark and Jisung are banned from the kitchen, so no house fires unless Renjun snaps

- Yuta’s just vibing and here for the ride honestly

Cons:

- Who tf was cruel enough to put Jisung in the haunted house group?? Boy gets scared so easily

- Renjun would realize the house is haunted and be like “please take them”

- if he doesn’t kill the other members himself out of rage

- honestly you’ll walk into the living room to catch him sitting by a pentagram and candles with Jisung as a sacrifice

Loophole: hehe good luck :)

House 6: Johnny, Jaehyun, Haechan, YangYang, but there’s no internet/tv/video games

Pros:

- Johnny’s jokes

- experience Jaehyun’s unbothered (• ◡ •) ?? look in all its glory

- Johnny, YangYang and Haechan could be screaming at the top of their lungs meanwhile Jaehyun’s just looking into some imaginary camera like he’s on the office, mentally sipping a margarita thousands of miles away on some tropical beach and you will laugh your ass off

- just lots of laughs and probably pranks

Cons:

- could Haechan and YangYang actually survive that long without internet?? Nah

- I mean they could but it would be at the expense of everyone else’s safety and sanity

- pretty sure these four could be considered a frat

- have fun being trapped in a house with four bored extroverts for who knows how long

- you’ll slowly go insane

Loophole: no video games? Play monopoly and watch Jaehyun’s competitive ego crumble as Haechan takes control of half the board

I’d probably choose house 1, 2, or 6. 1 because my ult bias is there, and so are his cats, and cats bring serotonin. 2 because who needs sleep when you have fun, screaming and coffee?? 6 because come on. Those four members stuck in a house with no internet has some comedic possibilities.

Some LuWin quarantine memes because WinWin will forever be a mood

WinWin cutting his own hair has the same energy as that time when Seokjin from BTS cut his own bangs with kitchen scissors for literally no reason smdnfndjs

Last night I had a dream that Xiaojun turned into a cat and laid eggs in my neighbor’s house. I think this one takes the cake as the weirdest kpop related dream I’ve had yet. It’s even weirder than when I dreamt that Yuta had to give me a covid test.

Hendery, rolling into the room on a skateboard with a plastic crown on his head: I’m the dumb bitch! It was me, all along! Who would’ve gue— *hits a wall and falls over*

WayV’s New Album is ✨✨✨

Now for a small (?) thought dump

I’ve chosen this one as my favorite song from Kick Back. It’s

I was also pleasantly surprised to have an only-vocal-line song in this comeback! Horizon is a masterpiece. The same thing happened with Face To Face in Take Over The Moon, and then Only Human by the rap line in Awaken The World.... so should we be expecting a rap line song in the album that follows this?

Xiaojun got some nice high notes (which he deserved), and Ten keeps improving with every song he’s in. He’s clearly more known as a dancer (as he should be. 10/10 dancing skills) than a vocalist but he’s part of the vocal line and please his voice is so beautiful (his notes towards the beginning of Action Figure were *chefs kiss*)

Action Figure and Good Time are BOPS, and of course All For Love is such a vibey masterpiece. The song Kick Back is NOT leaving my head.

*happy crying* it may be for just the teaser but look at that. WinWin getting the recognition he deserves, SM Ent’s getting better I see :,). Actually WinWin’s on so many thumbnails for WayV’s MVs and it makes me so glad to see.

I’m also so happy WayV as a whole are getting more recognition after NCT 2020 happened! They’ve always been the “underrated subunit”

To conclude, great job to WayV! The whole album slaps

WHO MADE THIS

Ranking NCT members by brain cells

The Legal Keeper of the brain cells (however, this does not mean they use them): Taeyong

Had a whole bunch but is losing them at rapid speeds: Kun

Has several hundred brain cells, all dead: Doyoung

Has exactly 69 dead brain cells and 1 functioning one and intends to keep it that way: Ten

Has brain cells but doesn’t use them: Johnny, Jaehyun, Sungchan

Three functioning brain cells: Taeil, Yuta, WinWin, Jeno, Shotaro

Has one (1) brain cell and holds it dearly: Xiaojun

Has one (1) brain cell and is bound to lose it any day now: Jungwoo, Renjun, Jaemin

Share a brain cell: Chenle/Jisung

Had a brain cell once but it was a watermelon so he ate it: Mark

No brain cells whatsoever: Lucas, Haechan, YangYang

Their brain cells ran off in fear and never came back: Hendery

NCT be like we got Mr. Babie Leader, Mr. Long Ass Ride, Mr. (Coffee) Bean, Mr. I Can Show You The World, Mr. Frat Boy, Mr. Ja Jjigeo Cheese, Mr. Human Magnet, Mr. Japanese Punk Rocker, Mr. Netflix And Chill, Mr. Middle Child Problems, Mr. 18+, Mr. Did He Really Just Ask If You Wash Cabbages With Dish Soap, Mr. Neomu Happy, Mr. Eye Smile, Mr. Tiddies Lesgeddit, Mr. Otter Babie, Mr. Clowned, Mr. Clown, Mr. Tiny Angry Boy With Three Knives, Mr. Pure Caffeine, Mr. Make It Clap, Mr. Stressed Dad AND Mr. Cabbage

It’s the 27th on the other side of the world right now, so you know what that means...

It’s Ten day!!

Happy Birthday to our hilarious and talented icon Ten!

I have learned firsthand how hard Leon is to draw. His fur pattern is really pretty but so hard to draw

Now for some memes

Donkdery 🤝 this meme

Then Johnny was like “‘I wanna have..... with you’ oh I dOnT tHInK wE sHoULd rEad tHaT oNe... iTs from tEn tHoUGh” and him and Mark panicked

Please I could say a dirty joke in Japanese and he’d get it before Yuta

THE FACT THAT THIS ISN’T FANMADE AND ONE OF THE MEMBERS POSTED THIS SENDS. Louis let the dude sleep 💀💀

He did the same for the rest of the WayV members too it’s beautiful.

Hendery: Donkey (obviously)

YangYang: Puss In Boots

Xiaojun: the dragon (I can see it too— it’s the cheekbones)

Lucas: Prince Charming (WHERE’S THE LIE THO)

WinWin: Ten couldn’t pick one for WinWin because he said WinWin seems very human

Kun: the three little pigs (PLEASE— and before that Xiaojun suggested Lord Farquaad— LET KUN LIVE LMAO)

Sus

There’s so many more memes and stuff I wanna add but I already reached the 10 picture limit, maybe I’ll do a part 2 with just memes :)

~ Once again, happy birthday to the hilarious, artistic, cat-adoring, talented creative, afraid-of-fruits icon, Ten!! ~

I’m CACKLING, thank you

NCTzen-made memes are a different breed of chaos (part 1/?)

This has the same energy as when he was trying to flirt with the eyebrow on that 127 glamour video

If someone sends this to me I’ll marry them on the spot

Oh man I can’t wait for Mark Bee’s debut in NCT B

Damn don’t you just hate it when he does that

Get tf out of my pringles can

You can’t fool me Renjun, it’s you I’m afraid of not Jisung

I— don’t do drugs kids

Not @ how this is 100% something Mark would say and I heard this in his voice

AnD wHaT aBOuT iT

But can your kpop group’s lightstick tenderize meat??

NCTzen-made memes are a different breed of chaos (part 1/?)

This has the same energy as when he was trying to flirt with the eyebrow on that 127 glamour video

If someone sends this to me I’ll marry them on the spot

Oh man I can’t wait for Mark Bee’s debut in NCT B

Damn don’t you just hate it when he does that

Get tf out of my pringles can

You can’t fool me Renjun, it’s you I’m afraid of not Jisung

I— don’t do drugs kids

Not @ how this is 100% something Mark would say and I heard this in his voice

AnD wHaT aBOuT iT

But can your kpop group’s lightstick tenderize meat??

HONESTLY!! It’s so underrated. One of my favorite songs by them

Only human by WayV is a fucking masterpiece

Just a digital drawing I did a few months ago :P

This makes me realize I haven’t done a digital drawing since finishing this, meaning it’s been over two months oops

New Heroes is one of my favorite songs ever. If you haven’t listened to it, I sincerely recommend—

~ We’re the new heroes ~