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HLY FUCKING SHIR. HOLY FUCJUBG SHIR. NO ONE TALJ TO ME THIS IS A DREAM CONE TRUE TO WATCH TBIS HAPOEN LIVE. HOLY FUCKING SJIT. OH MY GOD
I am Jean Moreau. I will endure.
Just wanted to thank @korakos for sharing The Sunshine Court with us. It is everything I didn’t know I needed. ❤️🩹
star trek: deep space nine s4e05 "rejoined" / "good luck, babe!" by chappell roan
everyone clap and say hooray for my lesbian awakeninggg
I AM SO SORRY
it’s 2am and i’m tired
Jacksepticeye & Markiplier Animated - The Help Desk is now up! Give it a watch and share it around if you enjoy it! Thanks so much for all the enthusiasm surrounding this and pushing me to complete it faster!
Matt smooching a guy in a pretty skirt, I am screaming because I never knew how much I needed this though. Matt smooching Folio in a skirt with that green lacy lingerie beneath would be even better.
This has been sitting in my ask box since December. I almost forgot about it. I had something half-written in the notes app of my phone, and I dusted it off and decided to finish the stream-of-consciousness nonsense. This isn't a fic or, hell, a drabble, even after making you wait this long, but it's . . . something? Maybe?
Anyways! The lingerie remark is in reference to this post that I published last year. It's in the same universe, so maybe Reader likes to share Folio? At the very least, they don't mind their boyfriend getting some action.
NSFW content below the cut. 18+/MDNI, etc.
(Also, the end of this is so goofy. I couldn't help myself.)
I did not consider Folio being the pretty man in a skirt. But hear me out.
It takes a lot more convincing than the lingerie does. Maybe he only agrees because it’s Matt. (Don’t tell Matt he said that.)
Matt finds out about the panties and it’s over, he’s constantly thinking about it. He doesn’t want to just see the green lace and fishnets, though (but gods does he want to see the fishnets). He wants a show.
The whole suggestion is ridiculous, and Folio tells Matt as much. “I’m not wearing a skirt, Matt.” And when the guy just looks at him, he continues, “I’d have to shave my legs, and I’d have to find a skirt that fits — how do you even do that — and it’s just a—“
The shit-eating grin Matt’s wearing stops Folio in his tracks. “What?” Folio asks, regretting it the second the word leaves his mouth.
“It wasn’t a serious suggestion. I was mostly joking.” Mostly was generous. Partially was more accurate. “But you clearly have some thoughts about this.”
Folio’s face heats and he refuses to talk about it any more.
So Matt tries a different approach. He just buys the skirt, and he tells Folio only after it comes in. The look on Folio’s face is priceless. Matt doesn’t know if laughing or popping a stiff one is more appropriate, but he does both.
“You don’t have to wear it, obviously, but I bought it. It’s yours.” Matt has both his hands up, all conveyed good intentions undermined by the grin he’s wearing.
Folio should just throw it away. He doesn’t.
Two weeks later, Matt gets a text. He doesn’t think as he opens it in the middle of a grocery store. Absolutely does not run his cart into a display because it’s the lower half of Folio’s body and, okay, that’s (barely) a skirt. The skirt.
Matt texts Folio instructions to not take that damn skirt off and hightails it, groceries be damned. Much to Matt’s (delighted) surprise, the skirt — and fishnets, good god — is still on when he gets to Folio’s.
It all stays on. The skirt is something small and skimpy that barely covers anything even before Matt has his hands all over Folio’s ass, so it’s easy to just shove it up around Folio’s waist.
Things aren’t romantic or leisurely; it’s all desperate and messy, kisses that bruise and fingers that dig in almost painfully.
Any noises Matt draws from Folio are swallowed down as they kind of rut against each other, and Matt almost forgets to even get his dick out. But then he glances down and sees Folio’s cock straining in those damn panties, and he wonders how the fabric would feel against his own dick.
So he pauses long enough to wiggle his jogging pants down, pull his dick out, and then they’re grinding on each other nice and slow. Matt bites at Folio’s lips, clutches the fabric of the skirt as leverage, and Folio’s just pathetic and flushed and whiny.
It’s a nice look for him, honestly, cheeks red and lips slick and eyes glazed over.
And maybe after Matt fucks Folio senseless, he tugs pulls the panties back into place, tugs the skirt back down and fixes the fishnets as best he can, and then announces it’s time for some pictures. He’s not a professional, but he’s sure he can get something good out of this.
Say trout, Folio.
THIS
hey hi hello can we talk about Tonks?
bc I was talking to tsukiko31 about Tonks's canonical middle name being Vulpecula?? (I think it came from an old radio interview so it falls into that gray area of canon adjacent to me)
Cause here are my thoughts, right? There's something about Andromeda running away from the Black family but maintaining the family tradition of naming your babies after constellations?? I don't know bc it's NOT a first name, but it's still very much there,,
Also VULPECULA?? Little fox? Best nickname, possible Animagus form??? there's something there about metamorphagi and foxes both being seen as shifty creatures, that sort of old trickster god untrustworthiness about them
is this something you have a take on? I need more opinions,,
Can - can we talk about Tonks?? At this point, just try and stop me, honestly. This is great timing because I mentioned this on tiktok yesterday and now I wanna talk Nymphadora Vulpecula Tonks - in that order. I have accidentally written you an essay.
Nymphadora Like ‘Narcissa’, ‘Nymphadora’ comes from Greek literature rather than a star (Nymphodorus of Athens is mentioned in Thucydides’ History of the Peloponnesian War) and from Andromeda’s pov Tonks is likely the ‘gift of the nymphs’ because she was a born shape shifter [something I think becomes even more interesting if you think about how metamorphmagi are likely treated, Andromeda accidentally dehumanised her own damn daughter because of it (something something changeling something something)].
But Tonks actually emulates the most famous Nymphodora - a saint from the 4th century, who is said to have laughed in the face of her capturers after they told her to give up her beliefs. Very Tonks-esque. Perhaps not in the way Andromeda planned.
Vulpecula Naming Tonks after a star, even if it’s her middle name, ties Tonks to the Black family tradition - there is no escape for Tonks despite not actually growing up in the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, because there was no real escape for Andromeda either. “Nice mental health issues. did your mummy pick it out for you?”. I think Andromeda brought some of the values of the Black family with her when she left, because a lifetime doesn’t just vanish like that. She liked some of the stuff and forgot to unpack others - and that ended up on Tonks. The name proves it.
And the idea of the little fox star is great, and I think the whole vibe works great for Tonks. Like fuck yeah little fox — gives me this sense of someone small but quick and clever, underestimated but able to prove themselves, like Tonks is. but the idea it’s because foxes are shifty?? heartbreaking right there and I’m not going to be able to STOP thinking about it ever.
Tonks Being a descendant of the Black family, having a name that befits that, and CHOOSING to go by the name of your muggle-born father who is the sole reason you’re not still part of that family??? ICON. TONKS IS THE MOMENT.
Beyond just not liking the name (and like yeah nympho- dora, I can see why), every time Tonks says calls me Tonks she goes ‘I am not with that family, I am the daughter of Ted Tonks.’
Tonks is so damn proud to be Ted’s daughter. She could have changed her name at 18, and instead she CHOOSES to stick with Ted’s as her first name -- because it means that much to her.
Tonks’ name sheds so much light on her, and Ted, and Andromeda and I just …ugh i love it.
Thank you for sending me this ask, hooollly shit.
Anon is crazy cause simping over some emo is my life. I live to thirst over that hot topic reject.
The HOT TOPIC REJECT LINE HAD ME ABSOLUTELY HOLLERING 😂 😂 😂 😂
I Have been cackling for a good five minutes 😂 😂 😂 😂 This is amazing!
But yeah, they're definitely crazy 😂 it's my life too! I think about my favorite characters 24/7! Sleeping, eating, waking the dog, showering, working. I think of them 😂 😂!
(Sorry I can't get over that line it's the best 😂)