The Wicked Powers - Blog Posts

Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up

Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-

Tessa: Open the damn door

Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit

Jem: I’m going to what

Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater

Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit

Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid

Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans

Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment

Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer

Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

The whole institute: STOP

Will, singing Welsh songs:

Ragnor:

Ragnor:

Ragnor: do you take any requests?

Will: oh sure!

Ragnor: Please stop

Jules: he’s ok because he lied

Emma: she’s broken because she believed

Kit: Sbren, sbeve

James and Matthew fighting a demon

Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!

James : no, we’re in this together

Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices

How do we feel about the fact that Kit and Ty are gonna be the only main tsc protagonists that are actually adults in the clave

Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?

Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????

Kit in school (b4 TDA obviously) (bc I think he went to school??)

Teacher: Kit, I said the paper was suppose to be double spaced.

Kit: *oh shit* I was trying to save paper.

Teacher: The assignment was submitted online.

Kit:

Kit: True, but in order to break my habit of using a lot of paper in real life I have taken an oath to reduce the amount I use online as well.

Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE

Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave

Jem: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it can do to your body!

Kit: It gets rid of the rust

Jem: That’s not how it works…

Kit: Well, I’ve been drinking soda all my life and my body is rust free… not sure where you’re getting your facts from.

Jem: Please, don’t make fun of me if I misuse outdated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

Kit, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.  

Dru: *Stares blankly*

😂❤

So maybe I don’t have muscles, or hair in certain places and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! ‘Cause dang it, top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason! They’re catchy!

Kit Herondale, probably

Tessa, looking around Kit’s room: That’s odd. There are takeout food containers in the trash...

Kit: That’s my dinner from last night.

Tessa: What’s odd is that they’re in the trash

Livvy: Hey, can you watch my drink for a second while I go to the bathroom?

Kit: Sure, but isn’t letting dudes watch your drink a bad idea?

Livvy: I just saw you mouth all the words to that Taylor Swift song and figured that you were harmless

Kit: I got you

Raziel: Did you give Johnny Rook the bison as I told?

Angel: Wait, what?

Raziel: The bison, so that he can shoot it and get his anger issues out...?

Angel: The bi son...

Raziel: The bison...

Angel: Bi son

Raziel: B i s o n

Angel: B i - S o n

Kit: I thought I was meowing back to church for the past few hours

Kit: Turns out it was just Jem and I meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Kit: Cancelling plans is okay. Staying home to watch a film is okay. Moving to another country to avoid the love of your life is okay.

Kit: It’s called self-care

Dru: *texting Thais* I heard Kit say he was going to Dairy Queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I'm here

Dru: he asked Ash what he wanted, and I popped up from the floor and said "I don't know, maybe a milkshake"

Dru : I have never heard two grown ass part faerie shadowhunters scream louder

I honestly live for an ash & kit friendship. Them talking bragging about their Blackthorn s/o's to each other, them being badass part faerie warriors together, them talking about deep emotional shit at 2am when they're at their lowest, kit introducing ash to all the mundane stuff he grew up with, ash teaching kit some fancy faerie fighting/languages/etc, like honestly if they aren't parabatai I'll live but FOR GOODNESS SAKES LET THEM BE BFFS PLEASE

Ty, noticeable disheveled as he enters the room: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff

Kit, also disheleved and grinning smugly: I'm stuff

It's funny how we all collectively ignore things as a fandom sometimes.

Like the fact that Livvy almost possessed Mina, therefor almost killing her, before she was even born.

Kit with his ears pierced.

That's it, that's the post.