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reposting my own Tweet (from 3 days ago) here đź’– enjoy
I saw quite a few people posting polls about what Michael’s pronouns are, so here’s my take: Michael has an “ask my pronouns” pin but if you actually ask Michael just doesn’t tell you.
song of the day!
the spiral core:
day 38- A Crow’s Trial {Vane Lily}
michael awareness poster
YOU. NEED. A. DOOR.
The moment from Season 2 finale that got stuck in my head
A silly scared archivist
My take on michaelđź«Ł
Oh my lord she is so gorgeous
helen distortion I would marry you if you let me
i hope i see a door where there shouldn’t be a door
guys i’m getting sent to the psych ward and all i can think about is how spiral coded i am
You think if you took an axe to the distortion's door it would physically hurt them? Like it wouldn't kill them but it really fucking hurts. And if so does the door heal over time? Like the door slowly becomes less destroyed and Micheal or Helen aren't lying on the floor in agony
So last year I had a big end of year test for school and I thought I was gonna flunk as I have a habit of reading too fast and missing the question. So to combat this, I had the brilliant thought of reading it in Micheal the distortion's voice.
I WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF SAID EXAM READING IT IN HIS VOICE.
what was the exam on? Earth science. Fucking earth science.
"what is the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks?"
I had struggled with earth science all year and some how Micheal helped me pass it.
The worst part? I still do this one tests and exams.
!["Then Dionysus Appeared To His Followers In His Most Terrible Aspect And [he] Drove Them Mad." - John](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e476425a92adedc3723b01aa3147a370/28a86c0c66e07842-0e/s500x750/b06f8586a459c851c2048ee985a004c884296a9c.png)
"Then Dionysus appeared to his followers in his most terrible aspect and [he] drove them mad." - John M. Hunt
Have a doodle from my TMA Swan Lake AU! Feat. “The Horned Man” that will lead our intrepid lonely hero astray betwixt the trees
(More details to come, stay tuned)
Michealllll
Love him, hate him, he’s here and ready to send you into an existential crisis
He’s hard to look at
(My version of Micheal AKA the Distortion)
ive been waiting to post this since december and i finally can!!!! love this guy