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letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:
yeah no i'm not putting all that here again. i'm numbering the parts 1-8 in the above order
protein guy analysis:
parts 1 and 3-6 all look very similar. they're gigantic globular proteins, and with the exception of short loops between them, are composed entirely of alpha helices. easily the most notable thing about these structures is how massive they are – about 450 KDa each. i've gone ahead and put these into rainbow colours to help give some sense of depth. part 2 looks similar to the other blobs, but a lot less tightly compacted, with way more unstructured loops. it's the much more spaghetti-looking version of the others.
part 7 has different spaced out clusters that almost look like independent domains, although i may be biased by the colouring. part 8 is the most different, and is also a fair bit shorter than the others. its most distinct trait is the long sections of antiparallel beta sheets, which always remind me of amyloid fibrils. in case it wasn't clear, i absolutely hate seeing these things. i'd much rather have unstable spaghetti than super stable aggregates. there are three different sections of these beta sheet messes, forming either rectangular or triangular looking disasters.
the one consolation is that no significant part of any of these structures has a confidence score above 50%. or, in other words, even the backbone is uninterpretable and everything you're seeing here is just the mad hallucinations of a computer trying its best
predicted protein structure:
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part 7
part 8
🤔🧐🤨 What 😳happens 🤔🤔❓🤷♀️ when a house😋 🏡🏠🏡 grows⬆️⬆️ sick 😷😷🤧? Does it wander 🚶🚶👟? Does it sit 🪑👀? When😍 footstep 👠👠 echos 🔊🔊 walk 🚶new😱 👀halls, when key 🗝️locks 🔒rust 😖and bend〰️🌀😳, does🤔 it feel 🙌the rot 🧟🧟🔥🔥beneath⬇️👀🤨 its 👀walls🧱? A memory🗓️💭💭 it was, old 🧓 peace ✌️✌️of mind🧘, no🙅 piece 🧩of mind😣😖, why🤷♀️? It leaves🏃💨🍃. A 💯💯hundred 💯💯💯days🗓️, a 👀million🧮 more😱, with😶 windows 🪟fogged🌫️☁️ and shaking😖 📳doors🚪it wraps🧶, it coils🧬, waits🧍♂️and roars🤬🦁. All too😶silent🤐for an angry😡🤬 house🏡. An empty🫥🕳️ house🏠. A beautiful🤩😍💁♀️✨ house🏚️. Can you🤨🤨 hear👂🔊🔊 the creaks😬🪑? The river 🏊🏊🏞️bends🌀, the mountains😳⛰️🏔️ moons 🌚around👀↩️ the corner? Will 🤨you🤨 even listen🙄🙄? Or just😮💨😒 walk past🚶🙄, pay no mind🤷♀️, drop a quarter🪙? A lonesome😢💔 blue 💙on street 🛣️🛣️sides, coughing🤧🤧, storing📦🫢, growing⬆️⬆️🌱, wishing☄️🥺 you never 🙅left it 🫥to rot 🤧🔥alone🥺🧍♂️🥺🥲. When footsteps 👠slice🔪🔪 the halls🚪🚪🚪 once more⌚, and rot 🧟knocks down 🤜🤜the door🚪, pray🙏🙏 you are far, lands 🗺️🌍🌎away 💨👋from the war🫡⚔️⚔️. 🤨🤨🤫What happens❓❓❓when👀 a Hhouse🏘️🏚️🏘️ grows🌱🌳sick☣️🫠🦠🤒? It grows 🌳🌳away👀➡️🔓, running 🏃💨roots🌳. It leaves🍃😳.
Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”
The thing:
Me: “....I get it now.”
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)
there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~
I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:
url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant
url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first
url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order
url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes
url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now
url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc
url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly
url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant)
the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog!
caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks.
if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else
if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims)
There’s a giant cruise ship in the harbor outside work that’s just been slowly spinning in circles for like fifteen minutes. are you good buddy
Writing tips for long fics that helped me that no one asked for.
1.) Don't actually delete content from your WIP unless it is minor editing - instead cut it and put it in a secondary document. If you're omitting paragraphs of content, dialog, a whole scene you might find a better place for it later and having it readily available can really save time. Sometimes your idea was fantastic, but it just wasn't in the right spot.
2.) Stuck with wording the action? Just write the dialog then revisit it later.
3.) Stuck on the whole scene? Skip it and write the next one.
4.) Write on literally any other color than a white background. It just works. (I use black)
5.) If you have a beta, while they are beta-ing have them read your fic out loud. Yes, I know a lot of betas/writers do not have the luxury of face-timing or have the opportunity to do this due to time constraints etc but reading your fic out loud can catch some very awkward phrasing that otherwise might be missed. If you don't have a beta, you read it out loud to yourself. Throw some passion into your dialog, you might find a better way to word it if it sounds stuffy or weird.
6.) The moment you have an idea, write it down. If you don't have paper or a pen, EMAIL it to yourself or put it in a draft etc etc. I have sent myself dozens of ideas while laying down before sleep that I 10/10 forgot the next morning but had emailed them to myself and got to implement them.
7.) Remember - hits/likes/kudos/comments are not reflective of the quality of your fic or your ability to write. Most people just don't comment - even if they say they do, they don't, even if they preach all day about commenting, they don't, even if they are a very popular blog that passionately reminds people to comment - they don't comment (I know this personally). Even if your fic brought tears to their eyes and it haunted them for weeks and they printed it out and sent it to their friends they just don't comment. You just have to accept it. That being said - comment on the fic you're reading now, just do it, if you're 'shy' and that's why you don't comment the more you comment the better you'll get at it. Just do it.
8.) Remove unrealistic daily word count goals from your routine. I've seen people stress 1500 - 2000 words a day and if they don't reach that they feel like a failure and they get discouraged. This is ridiculous. Write when you can, but remove absurd goals. My average is 500 words a day in combination with a 40 hour a week job and I have written over 200k words from 2022-2023.
9.) There are dozens of ways to do an outline from precise analytical deconstruction that goes scene by scene to the minimalist bullet point list - it doesn't matter which one you use just have some sort of direction. A partial outline is better than no outline.
10.) Write for yourself, not for others. Write the fic you know no one is going to read. Write the fic that sounds ridiculous. You will be so happy you put it out in the world and there will be people who will be glad it exists.
John 17 For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. John 3:17 Or 17 "Indeed, God did not send the Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him. #TheBible #John3 #John317 #God #Jesus #JesusChrist #JesusSaves #Saved #Easter2017 #BookofJohn #TheGospelofJohn #thenewtestament (at Planet Earth)
The day I saved a ground squirrel from drowning