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*Reader calling Mark at 4 in the morning*
Reader: "Hey, so if anyone delevery a casket at your house it's mine kay?"
Mark: "Why the fuck did you order a casket for?"
Reader: "...It was on Sale... plus it's a pre-order meaning there is a special benefit!"
Mark: "Special benefit? Why Do YOU need a casket for?!"
Reader: "Well I can clearly tell one of us care for our future! Do you have any idea how Expensive casket are especially when our job pay us like hundred dollar per hour? Eitherway im going to manifest a use for it, money well spent!"
Mark: "Jesus Chris... You're going to regret this..."
{ A few month Passed }.
Rex corpse laying on the casket Reader pre-ordered.
Reader: "I did not mean to manifest upon him..."
Might turn this into a series.