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In school rn. Get me out :(
I Love Linus so much, he's my favourite villager and I would kill for him!!!
GUYS I ONLY JUST REALIZED THAT NEPETA'S NAME COMES FROM THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR CATNIP!!!
He must suffer
My 60's Pip Au where all he does is suffer and grieve and become ostracized from society
A few years ago when I beat Pokemon shield I felt so bad for Hop and got so attached to him that I used to visit the lab where he was post-game and cried 😭😭😭
South park animal head-cannons
From top to bottom
Thomas: Hedgehog
Gary: Lamb
Rebecca + Mark: Shrew
Damien: Goat
Gregory: fox? (I might change it)
Estella: Persian cat
Pocket: ginger bunny
Pip: Albino or pale bunny
Christophe: red deer
I might make more lol
having my mom's gem, who is an intergalactic war criminal that turns out to actually be the diamond she was said to have shattered, and being mistaken for her until that gets revealed later, further burdened by the emotional damagE caused by too many responsibilities and childhood trauma that goes along with many space adventures and fighting /j
So a lot of us use our notes app like little diaries right? Right. So. I'm bored, so I was scrolling thru mine, and I see this that I wrote back in December 2022, and to this day it still haunts me occasionally, and I need to get it off my chest.
I've decided to share this trauma bc I refuse to go thru this alone in silence.
So.
Public transportation is the worst.
I'm with my younger sister, sat down in a small maxi (picture a mini bus ig?), at the very back. We cool. Two seats clear up closer to the front, so we moved, my sis by the window.
A man reaches his stop, so he exits the maxi.
He has to bend over a good bit to do so.
This man has apparently never heard of underwear.
Keep in mind I am in a SMALL MAXI.
I got a front row seat of this man's ass in my face.
And that's not the worst part.
Oh, no.
The worst part are the details because it's right in front of me and l was wearing my practically brand new contacts, so I saw everything in HD.
First of all, this is a black man so it's a black ass. Second, it was huge. I'm talking voluptuous. Third, it was hairy as all fuck. Why were there grey hairs scattered around and why were they at least an inch long.
I cried, I'm not doing to lie. I physically teared up. My eyes were stinging, tears pricking.
When I saw it I had my hands held to my chest like I'm clutching my pearls, leaning against my sister, frozen. I couldn't move for a good while even after he's gone and we'd driven off.
She laughed at me all the way to our destination.
I could hear people snickering in the back. These bitches were laughing while I'm developing PTSD.
Even now, occasionally, when I close my eyes, I can still see it and I want to throw up while crying.
Why me. What did I do. This could've very well been my villain origin story.
My only salvation in this is that I refused to leave the house without a mask on bc Covid so there's that I guess. 😃
Two Unconnected Things
I'm falling down a rabbit hoke where I want to draw random shit from when I hyper-fixate momentarily on a singular topic. The main two (2) being.
Watership Down- you know that book by Richard Adams about rabbits having existential crisises and dealing with (from their pov) other-worldly problems? Yeah that.
Creepypasta Stuff (Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Ticci Tobi, etc.)
Like it's actually getting so bad right now.
2. Question: Do you think Dexter (the serial killer from the late 90s - early 00s tv series) ever stayed up or woke up at night and thought about how his brother (the Ice Box Killer) was dating/doing his sister?
Like do you think he ever processes how that worked out? Cuz Debbie is his adopted sister and that makes her related to the Ice Box Killer by proxy.
Like that's actually so weird, do you think he ever thought about that?
i got scolded for swearing like shut the fuck up before I swear upon an oath of prophecy about me dying at march 18, 2067
I Was Into Weird Shit When I was Only 6 Years Old
@itsillyakuryakin
The most insane tumblr bloggers are often the most gorgeous people you've seen in your life like you look like THAT and you're posting about random sports white man number 28593818 instead of being a model ????
All lies, I see you Zendaya laughing at my jokes in real time. It's okay to admit it, Peril
I want to be the reason you smile at your phone in the dark.
hopefully the male loneliness catches up with indian men soon 🙏