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is this anything

So real

Old ass married couple behaviour. annoying your spouse with your gross bullshit but you do it out of love and affection for them

So my bf told me about a post where someone was explaining that wolverines have scent glands in their back feet that they use to scent mark things & my only thought was

Wade: Why Are You Touching Me With Your Feet???!!!

Logan: Shut up-

Wade: Your feet absolutely Reek- please stop-

Sadly this is a form of affection and Logan does not stop.

cuteness overload

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is this anything

WHY ARE THESE TWO GOOBERS SO HARD TO DRAW.

Logan: I don’t mean to be rude—

Wade: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

Logan: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wade: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Logan, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Wade: *slams books down in front of Logan*

Wade: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Logan: You could of said literally anything else.

Wade: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Logan: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Logan: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!

Wade: Ok, Logan, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918?

Logan: 1917.

Wade: ...You're ready.

Wade: Can we get a birthday cake?

Logan: It’s not your birthday.

Wade: The cake won’t know!

Wade: I just drank a lego piece.

Logan: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?

Wade: Yes.

Logan: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!

Wade: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

Logan: Wade, can I ask you a question?

Wade: You just did.

Logan: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Wade: You just did.

Logan, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Wade: You just did.

Logan: When?!

Wade: Just now.

Wade: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

Logan: Why?

Wade, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

Logan: Why do you hang out with me?

Wade: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

Logan: …

Logan: I feel a bit sorry for you.

Wade: What are you drinking?

Logan: Vodka.

Wade: Straight?

Logan: No, gay. Why?