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FIC. NOW.

no genuinely i think the fastest way to a Max Jägerman Redemption Arc(TM) is putting him in the drama club. literally it would help him get over his toxic masculinity AND let him be a dramatic bitch without being a bully about it. High School Musical his ass

So, bc NPMD for my Starkid poll, can y’all answer about characters now??

not the Bastard Box 😭

Ted and Pete technically being in the same scene in every Hatchetfield Musical

yes

All I want…is for Pete to have a white streak in his hair where Wiggly touched him. Okay? Is that too much to ask? For the drama???

I DREW NIBBLY‼️‼️

two different statements for y’all :P

i love this

for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them

You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go

+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other

+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)

+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess

This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild

Bonus:

Wiggly overseeing this family:

real

Uncle Paul 🤝 Richie Lipschitz : Meowing for no reason

i made an amazon list for Nibblys costume!!

the shoes and gloves are the exact same, and i’m pretty sure so are the visors, wig, and skirt! the leg warmers are meant to be the things on his arms, but i couldn’t find anything similar sorry

obviously you could change some of this (like the shoes) to be cheaper or change items so that you’d be more likely to wear them normally, but my goal here was to be as accurate to the musical as i could!

ps. if you want the candy prop i’d recommend making one yourself, and i know there are lots of tutorials available <3 (although i think walmart sells them as decorative things maybe?)

Max is many thing but he is not homophobic

richie: i thought you hated me because i was queer

max: no! your identity is the one thing i respect about you

literally canon

It’s Christmastime in Hatchetfield. Isn’t that fun?

Nerdy Prudes Must Die reference??

womens bathroom is for coughing up blood mens bathroom is for drowning facedown in the toilet unisex bathroom is for biding your time

this is what inspired my previous post btw :)

ruth was told how everyone was related to each other but she didn't retain that information at all so she's useless when pete asks her for help

they give us the most random lore ever and i love it

glad they have names now (I KNEW THAT JONS CHARACTER WAS THE SAME AS THE BBQ MONOLOGUES 👹👹)

Jon Matteson and Jeff Blim giving us the real lore in their NPMD watch party like "The principal of Hatchetfield High School is literally Jeff Blim from real life," "Wiggly messed up Pokey's song by coming in late by one quarter of a beat, and he'll never let him forget it," "Brooke started a fire in the girls' bathroom at homecoming," and "'The Best of You' is a Needy Beast song in-universe, and they played the HHS homecoming dance."

Also Will Branner's character at the dance is a Swedish exchange student possibly named "Hans," while Jon's character is confirmed to be Trevor.

canon

I love trans Ritchie headcannons. you just know this guy has the hatsune miku binder

honestly feel like Paul is the only one who isn’t in the fucking freak category 😭

Shout-outs to Jon Matteson for either playing the most generic men alive or absolute fucking freaks

this isn’t the first time i have seen this ship 💀

i agree 100% tho

i don’t know who these guys are but i love them and they are definitely dating

bc i like NPMD too much, if y’all are making art of Richie and/or Ruth as ghosts or dead in anyway PLEASE remember how they died!!

Richie was drowned, in the first scene they literally say that he died bc he was drowned in the toilet.

the art is really cool but it always kinda annoys me when they have a bunch of blood on them bc neither of them died cuz of that!! (although Richie would have some blood bc of the whole nipple being torn off thing 💀)

random ass art that has nothing to do with the post

it’s really cool tho and i wish i was this good

HELP I FORGOT THAT MAX LITERALLY WROTE STUFF IN RICHIES BLOOD 😭

ignore this post then i’m gonna delete this tomorrow

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 5 | Smoke Club

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 5 | Smoke Club

She nerdy on my prudes 'till i DIE??

screw normality, embrace cringe

my requests r open 😄😄 i love requests

brushing her girlfriends hair

transgender pete spankoffski my love

i wanted to do a more simple cartoon style i wanna make more of these little drawings :3 my requests r open pls send requests i’ll be really happy

two posts one day LFG!!!!🔥🔥🔥

Grace chasity 🔛🔝💯

i redid the shading on this 3 times and i still don’t like it, this is me officially giving up🫡 it’s good enough i guess

i had to draw the hair curl he’s so cunty i love him

constructive criticism appreciated idk what im doin

thinking about ruth

My friends wrote quotes for the nerds + max and OH MY GOD I FORGOT GRACE 💔💔💔💔

i’m procrastinating my work so i’ll instead post hatchetfield unfinished stuff i have (mostly npmd stuff lol) i haven’t posted for funsies

the summoning.

grace...

Eye see you 👁️