Life Hacks - Blog Posts

Unethical business idea:

1. Start a life insurance company that offers the largest payouts of any insurance company

2. Only insure near impossible instances like meteor strikes

3. Once someone finally does take a claim just file for bankruptcy, pocketing your large paycheck as CEO

A little life hack from my time in high school: Copy and paste every factual statement from a Wikipedia article into Google and cite the first webpage that agrees as your source.

CERTIFIED laziest essay writing technique!

I don't really get how people die and stuff. You're dying? Just don't. Say no to death. Continue your existence on this plane of reality through pure spite alone.

I'm moving to a studio apartment in six weeks and am in desperate need of tips

When I forget to do something, I say “Fuck” in a specific tone of voice. Fuck is not a word I say by itself often (usually it’s in a phrase). Then, whenever I do say “fuck” again later that day or the next, I remember the other thing I forgot to do, which I can sometimes do right then, or sometimes I build up a list of things I forgot, but anyway the “Fuck” helps me remember them so I don’t go three months without having done whatever it is or forgot it existed.

Organizing and cleaning life hacks for the neurodiverse and spoonie crowds.

Scripting that I'll forget this is my cr and instead that I'll only remember my better cr as my original reality when I shift to my HP dr. That way when I shift back I'll shift to my better cr dr.

the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about

Hey. You know when you're eating a cracker, and it cracks perpendicular to your mouth? Get a load of this: there's an easy fix.

Just dip the cracker in water first, and kiss goodbye to that crisp cracking crunch. That's right, make this simple bargain with the demon of wet and enjoy uncrackable crackers for a lifetime of pleasure.

Life hack!