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lunara probably told her this... nobody say ANYTHING.
(clean version under cut)
homesickness
I’ve had this sitting in the drafts for a while but I haven’t been able to Baldurs Gate as much as I’d like this past month so here’s some Lae’Heart for the soul
Headcanon!
Bowling headcanon that no one asked for (in addition to the one I did about hockey)
Tav: arranges every single game because they’re the only responsible one; is very good at bowling and owns their own ball, shoes, bag, and towel; somehow never gets a turkey but can hit a 7-10 split
Durge: tries to stab someone when they roll a gutter ball; has to rent shoes; spends the night pretending to sacrifice the pins to Bhaal
Karlach: very good at bowling, but doesn’t take it seriously; tends to order pitchers of beer and gets too drunk to throw the ball down her own lane
Lae’zel: also very good at bowling, but takes the game way too seriously; has her own ball, shoes, bag, towel, and embroidered bowling shirt (Shadowheart embroidered it for her)
Shadowheart (Selûnite): doesn’t bowl, but does like the little claw machine game in the arcade area where she can win owlbear stuffies; cheers on Lae’zel from the spectator area when she’s done playing in the arcade
Shadowheart (Dark Justiciar): what is bowling and who the fuck are these people?
Astarion: much like with hockey, won’t play because he might break a nail (also because even the children’s balls are too heavy for him); spends the whole time gossiping with Jaheira, Shadowheart, and Isobel in the spectator area; tries to convince them to leave and get tacos and margaritas instead because bowling is “droll”
Wyll: very good at bowling and takes it only an inch less serious than Lae’zel; also has his own towel, shirt, bag, shoes, and ball
Gale: spends the entire time “educating” everyone on the historical beginnings of the game and how it has evolved over time; uses magic to cheat because he usually spins gutter balls
Halsin: excellent at bowling; brought the game to the Emerald Grove; is as serious as Wyll and loves it when he gets a turkey (he makes a gobble-gobble noise every time)
Minthara: “IN MENZOBERRANZAN THE MALES RESET THE PINS” (she’s yelling because she and Karlach are having a drinking contest that only Minthara knows about); is surprisingly good at bowling when she’s not sloshed; owns her own ball and shoes, but NOT because she likes the game (she does, but would rather die than admit it)
Jaheira: very good at bowling, but doesn’t play anymore because of arthritis; hangs out with Shadowheart in the spectator area above the pit and cheers on everyone
Minsc: Boo has to remind Minsc how to bowl, but once Minsc understands, he dominates; he also gets very drunk with Karlach
Dame Aylin: same with hockey, she was there when it was created and helped design the lanes; “HARK! THY LANES HATH MARKINGS UPON THEM THAT RESEMBLE MOON MOTES IN HONOR OF MY DIVINE MOTHER” (they’re just arrows and range markers, but don’t tell Aylin that); absolutely amazing at bowling; has her own gear that matches her armor perfectly
Isobel: doesn’t bowl, but comes to every single game to cheer on Dame Aylin and Dame Aylin only; sometimes sneaks off to the arcade with Shadowheart
Bonus -
Mizora: thinks the whole game is idiotic, but wants to be included; doesn’t bowl; spends the whole time making bets on who will get the highest score (but the bet is someone’s soul, cuz, yanno, Mizora)
Ketheric Thorm: very good at bowling - was on a league before his wife and Isobel died; spends the night trying to reconnect with Isobel by telling her “back in my day” stories (it doesn’t go well)
Orin: same as Durge, really, but with a dash more chaos; she also rents shoes but doesn’t wear socks
Gortash: greasy ass fry cook (I will not apologize)
lae’zel and minthara have extremely biteable ears
reblog if you agree
BG3 Companions as Weird Old Newspaper Clippings (courtesy of yesterdaysprint)
Wyll:
Karlach:
Gale:
Halsin:
Lae'zel:
Shadowheart:
Astarion:
Jaheira:
Minsc:
Minthara:
A MASTERPIECE. parks and rec is the show i designate for eating time and bg3 takes up the rest of my free time. this? this is beautiful.
Thank you to u/elpinko on r/baldursgate3
love the car of fay run
yes.
Rip Jack Harkness you would’ve loved Baldur’s Gate 3 Romance options
Yuri but its toxic and they kiss about it
OK last post for a bit but Astarion in Julian Devorak’s outfit is a maggot that’s been stirring inside my eyeball
Meadow would so join in, if Raphael and Korilla weren’t trying to actively kill her (and Lae’zel too)
My Bg3 Modern Au Head-cannons
Meadow (my Tav): She’s trying to figure life out, she’s working at a flower store until her music gets off the ground
Wyll: Dance/Aerobics instructor, his dad wanted him to be a politician. He also does community theater and musicals in his free time
Karlach: 100% rides a motorcycle, Does peircings at a tattoo parlor, and is on a women’s rugby team
Shadowheart: Meadow’s concert buddy, and she works at a doggy day care
Lae’zel: she’s a bartender (because that would be funny) and is on the same Rugby team as Karlach. I can also see her as a martial arts instructor
Gale: He’s still a magic teacher at a magic academy. And I think it would be funny if he showed off his book collection on social media, like his actor in real life
Astarion: He went to law school, but then he was turned into a vampire, now he lives in Meadow’s attic while he figures things out. He embroiders in all his free time.
Bonus!
Halsin: He’s a social worker, definitely not based off this one fan comic series I read. And he volunteers at the Humane society and orphanage in his free time. I’m not sure I’ll do this, but I can see him fostering kids
Last but not least Lae’zel!
In my last poll, someone recommended the demiromantic flag, and the Omnisexual flag, for context
Wyll and my Tav // Astarion // Gale // Karlach // Shadowheart
I might make a new one of Wyll, since my chibi style has approved
Bg3 traditional art dump
That’s pretty much how the tiefling party went for Meadow
Wyll plus my Tav chibi
Astarion chibi
Ps: sorry for my chibi style being inconsistent, I’m working on it
It’s time for my blog’s first poll
I just kinned the Bg3 companions with my little pony characters (it was relevant to thr post I reblogged I swear) which has reminded me of my love of kinning.
So.
Bg3 companions as SIX queens.
Apparently my blog is just Bg3 + musicals now.
Okay!
These don’t fit perfectly but whatever.
Also spoilers for backstories and character quests.
Lae’zel is Catherine of Aragon, and No Way is her talking to Vlaakith. She was perfect and devoted and then turns out Vlaakith sucks and now hates her even though she was the perfect devoted follower. Also low key the drum breakdown is giving military to me, idk why.
Anne Boleyn is Gale because 1. Confident, 2. I just want him to be silly. As a treat. Lose Your Head is him talking about his relationship with Mystra and how not feeling good enough for her drove him to do reckless things that ended up getting him banished/basically sentenced to death.
Jane Seymour is Shadowheart because she put up with the abuse for a long ass time and also emotional repression, and grief of her parents paralleling Jane’s grief for herself and her son.
Anna of Cleves is Karlach. She has the best attitude out of all of them and the most self-confidence, and even though her good times are cut short (regardless of which ending she gets) she’s having a great time while she’s here.
Katherine Howard is Astarion. Because… yeah.
Catherine Parr is Wyll. Voice of reason, wants to be known for who he is outside of his abuser (Mizora, maybe his dad too idk) and has tons of accomplishments unrelated to his abuse. I also feel like without Tav he’d be the voice of reason and the one to help everyone through their shit.
I love a woman who could beat me up
The gang
This game has infected my brain
The Githyanki Warrior
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