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imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out
Imagine being so bad of a catholic that the pope publically says you’re the worst one and then promptly dies after meeting you in person
Ah yes, bed time. The one point during the day where I can suffer horizontally rather than vertically.
don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real
i think nixon is a homosexual. i am a homosexual, and also smell that
Does anyone else notice that in the spring, there's always this scent that smells like semen in the air? Is it the pollen that smells like semen??
does anyone else visualize tearing out and eating Elon Musk's heart when you're trying to quell your anxiety?
"hey friends, i'm trans"
"hey guys, i'm a guy (sometimes)"
these are options; maybe not the best options based on your personal opinion but options nonetheless
um guys so I want to come out as trans to my friends but like… how do I do that?? They’ll definitely be accepting but like what do I say????
Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.
what
I had to close the inbox for a while. I get it you want to be the next pope but I've seen the same question 50 times at this point
Hey don't cry. You exist at the same time as the elvisverse. Everything will be okay
monthly reminder to go read the interpretation of shadows. Right now. Do it.
the deeply erotic tension between a girl (me) and an entire family size box of pop tarts
I am a girl.
Always have been, always will be. It took me a while to figure that out, But that doesn’t make it any less true.
I am a girl.
I like dresses and skirts, Thigh-highs and Plushies, Light pinks and blues.
I am a girl.
When I hike in the woods or bike on the road, When I party with friends or play games alone, When I march in the street or cry on my bed, I am a girl. Nothing can change that. Not a politician’s pen, or a bigot’s threats, Not a prison’s cell, or a Nazi’s camp.
I am a girl.
When I’m bloodied and beaten, When I’m old and withered, When I’m long dead and gone,
I will always be a girl.
*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....
Exuse me? This figurine you sold me that you said was in mint condition? Yeah I ate it and it tasted nothing like mint. I want a refund on my $300 and I need you to pay for my hospital bill.
dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth
do conservatives genuinely think that like. when i was 12 years old i decided to sacrifice my relationship with my family and my teenage years and my everyday joy just so i could eventually piss in the girls bathroom.
how fucking delusional are you. how can you think that any human being would put themselves through all this suffering and pain and loss just to like mock women or something. theres no fucking long con its not a bit im not fucking pretending. im not a man.
are you seriously going to hate me so fucking much that you would overthrow shit like human rights and your own economic comfort just to make sure that i cant be happy as myself. does my friend losing at sports but getting to be happy playing bother you so much that the past two months or whatever are worth it.
literally all this is just so i can be happy. im a fucking woman and nothing you can ever do will change that. its so fucking pathetic that my joy is everyones enemy for some reason. it doesnt have to be this way yall. it really doesnt. stop it
if you told young me that she would grow up in a world that didnt get more tolerant ever and hated her this fucking much she would have killed herself immediately. let kids be happy. give them hope. but also fucking
please just let me be happy for one minute of my life as a woman